"Hey how's your day?"

"Sir we're just here for the survey"

"Oh ok... do you like Jazz?"

"God dang it"

Hey, it's cheaper than dial-a-psychic.

Jeez, i hope I'm never that bored

Couldn't you just talk to Google?

I love talking to them!

I get to rant about Roswell, Jesus, Amway, Nibiru, 9/11, the Lindbergh baby, OJ Simpson, Biafra and the Hindenburg, and they just have to sit there and take it!

Was it the FBI Agent that watches you through your laptop?

They want to know better ways to screw the people over

As someone who works for a company who conducts these surveys, you are wonderful. It’s hard to get those long surveys, and sometimes our hours are at stake if we don’t get anyone to complete them.

I feel your pain. I was stuck in bed for 7 weeks after knee surgery.