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Thanks for the reminder. That's totally what I've been meaning to do...
Next time you're about to make love and he takes his penis out just sigh and say you really need to grow. Lol
Someone has been watching too much ****.
Tell him to grow atleast 3 inches first. What kinda idiot Sais it during sex ??? Put one of those red gag things in his mouth next time so he'll shut up
Its called a ball gag
Lol! That's what I don't like about doggy-style.
Unless you have poo hanging out your booty or you have a particularly pungent smell, then I doubt I'd be able to concentrate on anything but vibrating buns and/or orgasms. Maybe he should be looking at the asshole in the mirror...
Tell him only **** stars and gay men bleach their assholes; and that if you do it you will be required to act like one of the two.
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It's an asshole, what the **** does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.
How the **** do you bleach an asshole?