FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.

By TypeOhNegative - / Tuesday 23 October 2012 03:18 / United States - Las Vegas

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By christyxbee | 15

#5071164 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:00

You better red-neck-inized !

By SpicyDuck | 22

#5071167 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:00

Perfectly good names, ruined!

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By christyxbee | 15

#5071164 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:00

You better red-neck-inized !

HahaBoy | 0

#5071195 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:05

Wow, the grammar on this FML post is whack!

Rosicles | 8

#5071442 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:27

Does a dollar make you hollar?

christyxbee | 15

#5073882 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:52

Spray tan's like poop in a can!

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#5074609 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 03:33

'A dolla make me holla honey boo boo!' :D

Scarshadow101 | 6

#5074627 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 03:39

"MY SPECIAL GO-GO JUICE HELPS ME WIIIIIN"

christyxbee | 15

#5074676 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 04:01

ELVIS HELPS SANTA CLAUS MAKE TOYS

MormonPornstar | 7

#5074736 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 04:27

^ -_-

brittanyrmh_ | 12

#5079056 - Thursday 25 October 2012 06:54

I hope Mama don't eat Glitzy! She eats everything else!

By SpicyDuck | 22

#5071167 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:00

Perfectly good names, ruined!

By cheer21moose | 13

#5071169 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:01

Well honey, don't get sad! You'll be boo boo hooing all night!

deBlobX | 12

#5071827 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 01:50

That is the gayest attempt at a comment I have ever seen

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5072207 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 03:56

That was almost painful to read.

Beranii | 5

#5072428 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 04:44

Not almost... It WAS hard to read.

By MakeTodayADTR | 20

#5071175 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:01

I can only imagine the look on his face the second he realized what he said. :P

DKjazz | 20

#5071291 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:46

Maybe he doesn't know about the show, and he saw the words "honey boo boo" flying around on the internet.

annie_nk | 22

#5071321 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:59

Possible. If the name wasn't connected to the overweight child, it could be a sweet pet name.

PandaMantis | 6

#5072302 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 04:18

Thenegative connotation has little to do with her weight and more to do with how self-entitled brattiness is being glorified.

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#5074262 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 01:24

@14 Yeah, not having cable TV, I was ... blessedly unaware of this show until a couple of weeks ago. I can see someone else who doesn't know about the show stringing baby-talk words together and coming up with "Honey Boo Boo" as a pet name.

By LadyLol_fml | 15

#5071178 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:02

The others must be crazy if they think they gonna sleep with Honey Boo Boo Child!

By ynaynd | 6

#5071200 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 09:06

Sounds pretty sweet to me

drewcat21 | 0

#5073123 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 08:10

Either you haven't heard of the show yet (which if so youtube it and your mind) or you're just an idiot.

rockstar362 | 8

#5073853 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:46

Yeah I'm not gonna lie sounds sweet to me as well... Sounds like someone is a little high maintenance

MormonPornstar | 7

#5075479 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 09:58

All I'm thinking is Honey Badger... not sure what the whole Boo Boo thing is

drewcat21 | 0

#5087063 - Saturday 27 October 2012 11:07

YouTube honey boo boo. It's a reality tv show about a little spoiled brat they call honey boo boo. Watch about 30 seconds of it and you'll realize why it is horrible.