By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.

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christyxbee 15
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You better red-neck-inized !

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SpicyDuck 22
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Perfectly good names, ruined!

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christyxbee 15
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You better red-neck-inized !

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HahaBoy 0
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Wow, the grammar on this FML post is whack!

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Rosicles 8
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Does a dollar make you hollar?

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christyxbee 15
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Spray tan's like poop in a can!

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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'A dolla make me holla honey boo boo!' :D

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Scarshadow101 6
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"MY SPECIAL GO-GO JUICE HELPS ME WIIIIIN"

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christyxbee 15
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ELVIS HELPS SANTA CLAUS MAKE TOYS

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brittanyrmh_ 12
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I hope Mama don't eat Glitzy! She eats everything else!

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SpicyDuck 22
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Perfectly good names, ruined!

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cheer21moose 13
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Well honey, don't get sad! You'll be boo boo hooing all night!

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deBlobX 12
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That is the gayest attempt at a comment I have ever seen

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BellaBelle_fml 23
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That was almost painful to read.

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Beranii 5
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Not almost... It WAS hard to read.

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MakeTodayADTR 20
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I can only imagine the look on his face the second he realized what he said. :P

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DKjazz 20
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Maybe he doesn't know about the show, and he saw the words "honey boo boo" flying around on the internet.

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annie_nk 22
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Possible. If the name wasn't connected to the overweight child, it could be a sweet pet name.

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PandaMantis 6
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Thenegative connotation has little to do with her weight and more to do with how self-entitled brattiness is being glorified.

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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@14 Yeah, not having cable TV, I was ... blessedly unaware of this show until a couple of weeks ago. I can see someone else who doesn't know about the show stringing baby-talk words together and coming up with "Honey Boo Boo" as a pet name.

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LadyLol_fml 15
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The others must be crazy if they think they gonna sleep with Honey Boo Boo Child!

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ynaynd 6
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Sounds pretty sweet to me

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drewcat21 0
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Either you haven't heard of the show yet (which if so youtube it and your mind) or you're just an idiot.

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rockstar362 8
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Yeah I'm not gonna lie sounds sweet to me as well... Sounds like someone is a little high maintenance

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MormonPornstar 7
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All I'm thinking is Honey Badger... not sure what the whole Boo Boo thing is

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drewcat21 0
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YouTube honey boo boo. It's a reality tv show about a little spoiled brat they call honey boo boo. Watch about 30 seconds of it and you'll realize why it is horrible.

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LexieWins 0
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Better than calling you Momma. That bitch is HIDEOUS.

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MollyXD124 7
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Have you seen Sugar Bear?!

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LexieWins 0
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Have you seen momma?

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bilbohobbit_fml 1
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Mama aka Jabba The Hut xD

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nuffsaidboutthat 4
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Wow!! Unless you were acting out the scene in Deliverance I am forced to say the much thumbed down statement "Dump him", otherwise squeal like a pig.

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BellaBelle_fml 23
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I was sad when they had to return Glitzy, the gay pageant pig!

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christyxbee 15
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Awwww Glitzy...!

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SonOfAMitch 14
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"Better keep Glitzy away from Mama otherwise she's gonna get eaten"

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HooHooHa 6
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I'm sorry, but that show is just pathetic.

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BlowinChronic 18
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Yeah I think she realizes that, thus an FML was created.

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WritingWrongs 8
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Yeah, honestly, people should just watch good, wholesome tv, like futurama, haha. Your profile picture matches your comment by the way.

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aries_amerson 3
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True, but I bet if a black girl went on saying the same shit, it would be called ghetto. Lol, our world,smh

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