Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Not my turn
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
I don't understand!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Tai
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Precaution
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Top comments
alycion 39
If this is the first you’ve heard of husband, fyl.
AlanShore 12
If you didn't know about the husband, plow right ahead, if you did know then YDI.
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Comments (15)
alycion 39
If this is the first you’ve heard of husband, fyl.
bloopaloop 27
Do it anyway
AlanShore 12
If you didn't know about the husband, plow right ahead, if you did know then YDI.
lowshadows 21
husband? I say do it anyways xD
jbuckets_404 39
There's this new invention called a condom....
uniformed 13
so you still came in her right?
RichardPencil 32
Does it really matter where you actually finish, just as long as you finish? I mean. no one wants the dreaded DSB!
Charlie Given 28
So your the side piece not the boyfriend
Vern Ehlers 5
Guess her husbands plans include having sloppy seconds.
ImpKit 7
All of you people posting "do it anyway" understand that would fall under sexual assault in a lot of cases, right? o.O Once she tells you no in any capacity, you respect that.
jeffemigforprez 5
When did she tell him no??
raven_of_azarath 35
“Don’t cum in me.” Don’t means do not. Not is a negative. Which means no. Therefore, she said no to him finishing in her.