Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
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alycion 38

If this is the first you’ve heard of husband, fyl.

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AlanShore 12

If you didn't know about the husband, plow right ahead, if you did know then YDI.

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alycion 38

If this is the first you’ve heard of husband, fyl.

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AlanShore 12

If you didn't know about the husband, plow right ahead, if you did know then YDI.

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jbuckets_404 38

There's this new invention called a condom....

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uniformed 13

so you still came in her right?

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RichardPencil 30

Does it really matter where you actually finish, just as long as you finish? I mean. no one wants the dreaded DSB!

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Vern Ehlers 5

Guess her husbands plans include having sloppy seconds.

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ImpKit 7

All of you people posting "do it anyway" understand that would fall under sexual assault in a lot of cases, right? o.O Once she tells you no in any capacity, you respect that.

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jeffemigforprez 5

When did she tell him no??

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raven_of_azarath 34

“Don’t cum in me.” Don’t means do not. Not is a negative. Which means no. Therefore, she said no to him finishing in her.

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