FML : Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished...

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Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By disturbed - / Sunday 10 May 2009 09:56 / United States

Transportation

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By dancing_bear | 0

#185292 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.

#1, fuck off.

By save_me_08 | 0

#185313 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

I'm with number 2.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

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By guitardedman | 0

#185286 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:04

shouldve cockslapped her and put her back in the kitchen.
women are terrible drivers. that is fact.

By dancing_bear | 0

#185292 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.

#1, fuck off.

By Compwiz1993 | 0

#185296 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:07

At least she looked good when she apologized?

blankaex | 0

#976527 - Thursday 8 April 2010 17:38

If she apologized.

tankrunner | 8

#4179268 - Saturday 17 March 2012 22:27

But she probably smudged her lipstick from the impact

RpiesSPIES | 27

#5518674 - Monday 3 June 2013 7:51

Just probably. Might have had experience in keeping a steady hand from past accidents.

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#185303 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:09

#1: And this is why you will never get a girlfriend or a wife, or laid for that matter.

OP: Wow, what a bitch. Women like her give other women drivers a horrible name. Put your shit on before you go home.

By save_me_08 | 0

#185313 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

I'm with number 2.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.