By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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dancing_bear 0

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, fuck off.

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

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dancing_bear 0

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, fuck off.

At least she looked good when she apologized?

If she apologized.

But she probably smudged her lipstick from the impact

RpiesSPIES 27

Just probably. Might have had experience in keeping a steady hand from past accidents.

ohhhhshizzz 0

#1: And this is why you will never get a girlfriend or a wife, or laid for that matter. OP: Wow, what a bitch. Women like her give other women drivers a horrible name. Put your shit on before you go home.

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

you should've ended it after "today, i got rear-ended at a stop light by a woman.." that would've been funny. haha.

tomoturtle 0

seriously, maybe she was trying to hit on u. it could have been a good thing

Unless the driver is a lesbian, and thinks OP is one too, that's probably not what happened...

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No amount of makeup can stop her from being an ugly person on the inside XD What a bitch!

debbiedowner2 0

Pet Peeve of mine. I hate when they don't pay attention and drive..

Yep, women are bad drivers, that's why most accidents resulting in serious injury or fatality are caused when a man is at the wheel. The problem with this driver wasn't that she was a woman, it's that she was a bloody idiot. And OP: rear-ended, not going to kill you. The worst part is that she was doing something distracting while DRIVING A BIG MACHINE THAT KILLS PEOPLE, not that she didn't rush to check you were okay.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Rear ending can kill you. This could of started a pileup.