Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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dancing_bear
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At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.
#1, fuck off.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.
#1, fuck off.
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Compwiz1993
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At least she looked good when she apologized?
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blankaex
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If she apologized.
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tankrunner
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But she probably smudged her lipstick from the impact
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RpiesSPIES
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Just probably. Might have had experience in keeping a steady hand from past accidents.
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ohhhhshizzz
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#1: And this is why you will never get a girlfriend or a wife, or laid for that matter.
OP: Wow, what a bitch. Women like her give other women drivers a horrible name. Put your shit on before you go home.
OP: Wow, what a bitch. Women like her give other women drivers a horrible name. Put your shit on before you go home.
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save_me_08
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I'm with number 2.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
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MmmHotWaffles
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you should've ended it after "today, i got rear-ended at a stop light by a woman.."
that would've been funny.
haha.
that would've been funny.
haha.
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What?
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tomoturtle
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seriously, maybe she was trying to hit on u. it could have been a good thing
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Lexi_Luvz_Ya
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Unless the driver is a lesbian, and thinks OP is one too, that's probably not what happened...
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Tehalon
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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dirtyhippie
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No amount of makeup can stop her from being an ugly person on the inside XD What a bitch!
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debbiedowner2
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Pet Peeve of mine. I hate when they don't pay attention and drive..
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noclevername
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Yep, women are bad drivers, that's why most accidents resulting in serious injury or fatality are caused when a man is at the wheel.
The problem with this driver wasn't that she was a woman, it's that she was a bloody idiot.
And OP: rear-ended, not going to kill you. The worst part is that she was doing something distracting while DRIVING A BIG MACHINE THAT KILLS PEOPLE, not that she didn't rush to check you were okay.
The problem with this driver wasn't that she was a woman, it's that she was a bloody idiot.
And OP: rear-ended, not going to kill you. The worst part is that she was doing something distracting while DRIVING A BIG MACHINE THAT KILLS PEOPLE, not that she didn't rush to check you were okay.
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ArbiterOfFML
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Rear ending can kill you. This could of started a pileup.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.
#1, fuck off.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.