By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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dancing_bear 0

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, fuck off.

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save_me_08 0
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I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

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dancing_bear 0

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, fuck off.

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Compwiz1993 0
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At least she looked good when she apologized?

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blankaex 0
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If she apologized.

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tankrunner 8
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But she probably smudged her lipstick from the impact

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RpiesSPIES 27

Just probably. Might have had experience in keeping a steady hand from past accidents.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#1: And this is why you will never get a girlfriend or a wife, or laid for that matter. OP: Wow, what a bitch. Women like her give other women drivers a horrible name. Put your shit on before you go home.

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I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

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MmmHotWaffles 0
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you should've ended it after "today, i got rear-ended at a stop light by a woman.." that would've been funny. haha.

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tomoturtle 0

seriously, maybe she was trying to hit on u. it could have been a good thing

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Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0
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Unless the driver is a lesbian, and thinks OP is one too, that's probably not what happened...

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dirtyhippie 0
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No amount of makeup can stop her from being an ugly person on the inside XD What a bitch!

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debbiedowner2 0

Pet Peeve of mine. I hate when they don't pay attention and drive..

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Yep, women are bad drivers, that's why most accidents resulting in serious injury or fatality are caused when a man is at the wheel. The problem with this driver wasn't that she was a woman, it's that she was a bloody idiot. And OP: rear-ended, not going to kill you. The worst part is that she was doing something distracting while DRIVING A BIG MACHINE THAT KILLS PEOPLE, not that she didn't rush to check you were okay.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Rear ending can kill you. This could of started a pileup.

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