Intimacy: Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for...

By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By eww - 12/06/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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Squelching the night away

By alison - 04/07/2015 05:02 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By I'll Make You FartCum - 02/01/2015 21:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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Saturday 31 December 2011 19:04

Did you keep going?

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Saturday 31 December 2011 19:29

...Are you okay?

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audreyy062 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:52

why four months exactly?

iamg 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:03

Damn, girl farting while getting a pounding is hot!!!!

xyikezx 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:14

that's so fucken funny..I have lil sister who laffz at Ger fart...ctfu...

vikasaur 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:36

Natural thing, and hey if he's missing you he will remember great sex and good laughs. At least you guys are comfortable with each other!

angrynegro7 16

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:05

Love is never having to say you're sorry for farting...

smokeymama 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:20

Funny shit. It's life and normal!

bigsnasty 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:29

So that's what true love smells like...

unfortunate_pie 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 6:28

at least u ddnt queef

drmountaindeww 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 6:55

Just think, he'll remember that one forever ;)

QQMorePlox 18

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:39

Mauris code for I'll miss you?

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