Who sharpens screwdrivers?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 14:01

Today, on my building site, I asked one of the guys to pass me a screwdriver. He threw it so hard that when I caught it, it stabbed into the meat of my finger and came clean out the other side. Now all the guys keep joking I got royally screwed. The jokes are worse than the pain. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you'd better not have vodka and orange juice? Get it? That's a screwdriver! Hahahaha!!!!

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p0isonOreo68 13

Damn did dude throw the screwdriver like a dart and try to make your finger his own personal dartboard?

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you'd better not have vodka and orange juice? Get it? That's a screwdriver! Hahahaha!!!!

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p0isonOreo68 13

Damn did dude throw the screwdriver like a dart and try to make your finger his own personal dartboard?

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mccuish 25

I guess you can say you got totally screwed over by your coworkers. Have you told them to screw off yet. I’ll see myself out for the bad jokes

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