By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 161
You deserved it 468

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TCRII 29

Must have been a really stinky one.

I think he’s heard enough. Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.

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TCRII 29

Must have been a really stinky one.

Had a date start like this, don't remember how it ended, but I definitely know this is how it started.

Trinity Fenwick 7

what a buthole, does he expect you to be a 'stepford wife'? you're human, not a robot. hell, even jlo farts

Oh no! Not J.Lo!

I think he’s heard enough. Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.

Did you at least say "excuse me" after letting it rip? Because that would have been the polite thing to do. Maybe he left because you were rude.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Even if they didn't say excuse my leaving and ignoring them for hours on end is childish and immature

Don't think that's the smell of love.

Aw yeah, some guys just hate finding out that girls are also human.

Yea but I'd assume he's older than 12, having a car and all.

OPs name is Ted.

A real gentleman would have handled that rather differently..

He would have farted too to make her feel comfortable

i'd be disgusted too. imo you only fart on privacy.

I guess I'm old school but I think that's disgusting. I could never do that in front of my boyfriend. ydi

Elisabetha Aarron 18

They deserve it for doing a normal bodily function? I really hope you are a troll.