By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
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TCRII 29

Must have been a really stinky one.

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RichardPencil 30

I think he’s heard enough. Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.

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TCRII 29

Must have been a really stinky one.

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Weslea Sanchez 12

Had a date start like this, don't remember how it ended, but I definitely know this is how it started.

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Trinity Fenwick 7

what a buthole, does he expect you to be a 'stepford wife'? you're human, not a robot. hell, even jlo farts

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RichardPencil 30

I think he’s heard enough. Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.

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Razell 13

Did you at least say "excuse me" after letting it rip? Because that would have been the polite thing to do. Maybe he left because you were rude.

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Even if they didn't say excuse my leaving and ignoring them for hours on end is childish and immature

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Jackey 29

Don't think that's the smell of love.

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griddy24 18

Aw yeah, some guys just hate finding out that girls are also human.

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Sinshine 28

Yea but I'd assume he's older than 12, having a car and all.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

A real gentleman would have handled that rather differently..

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loliloveoniichan 14

i'd be disgusted too. imo you only fart on privacy.

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shannon2348 14

I guess I'm old school but I think that's disgusting. I could never do that in front of my boyfriend. ydi

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

They deserve it for doing a normal bodily function? I really hope you are a troll.

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