By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00
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Had a date start like this, don't remember how it ended, but I definitely know this is how it started.
what a buthole, does he expect you to be a 'stepford wife'? you're human, not a robot. hell, even jlo farts
Oh no! Not J.Lo!
I think he’s heard enough. Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.
Did you at least say "excuse me" after letting it rip? Because that would have been the polite thing to do. Maybe he left because you were rude.
Don't think that's the smell of love.
Aw yeah, some guys just hate finding out that girls are also human.
Yea but I'd assume he's older than 12, having a car and all.
OPs name is Ted.
A real gentleman would have handled that rather differently..
He would have farted too to make her feel comfortable
*him
i'd be disgusted too. imo you only fart on privacy.
I guess I'm old school but I think that's disgusting. I could never do that in front of my boyfriend. ydi
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Must have been a really stinky one.
I think he’s heard enough. Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.