Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
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TCRII
| 29
Must have been a really stinky one.
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Weslea Sanchez
| 12
Had a date start like this, don't remember how it ended, but I definitely know this is how it started.
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Trinity Fenwick
| 7
what a buthole, does he expect you to be a 'stepford wife'? you're human, not a robot. hell, even jlo farts
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Sinshine
| 27
Oh no! Not J.Lo!
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RichardPencil
| 30
I think he’s heard enough.
Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.
Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.
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Razell
| 13
Did you at least say "excuse me" after letting it rip? Because that would have been the polite thing to do. Maybe he left because you were rude.
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Elisabetha Aarron
| 18
Even if they didn't say excuse my leaving and ignoring them for hours on end is childish and immature
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Jackey
| 29
Don't think that's the smell of love.
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griddy24
| 17
Aw yeah, some guys just hate finding out that girls are also human.
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Sinshine
| 27
Yea but I'd assume he's older than 12, having a car and all.
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core01
| 30
OPs name is Ted.
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Iamthebanzai22
| 18
A real gentleman would have handled that rather differently..
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thisisbutaname
| 38
He would have farted too to make her feel comfortable
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Abbusser
| 9
Should have just blamed the dog...
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loliloveoniichan
| 14
i'd be disgusted too. imo you only fart on privacy.
Apparently, your passing of gas gave him a change of fart.