By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 420
You deserved it 31 859

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Did you keep going?

RochelleRedvines 8

...Are you okay?


I'd say sex at your house stinks.

Maybe it was a fail but sex shouldn't always be extremely romantic 24/7. Memories like that or what really makes a relationship.

"Now for the next fourth months he's going to remember " At least he will only remember it every fourth month as opposed to every/every second/every third months.

gunmania0 12

humorizer? What an inappropriate name...

drlove78843 6

If the sex was good then he'll probably won't remember anything else

Not everything is as simple as a FAIL or non-FAIL. Sometimes theres some silver lining. Then again, sometimes everything goes to shit, its a toss up

83- LOL is that David villa in ur pic?

It's actually appropriate if folks have the same sense of humor that I do. I used word play there. I suppose I can make Justin Bieber/Twilight/sex jokes like everyone else, but I try to troll my own way. If ya don't like it, fine by me. :)

Honestly, this is the first time I hear of "Goodbye Sex". What animals people are these days.

I just re-read the FML. I understood it differently at first. Sorry. Here come the thumbs-downs!

^ I'll give ya a thumbs up just be contrary. Feel free to thumb this down as much as you can. I wanna see if it beats my record of about 36.

At least you'll probably stay together?

ya!those who share farts stay together(: sorry that was stupid.

sugarandspice33 0

Girls can't fart!

Did he laugh too?

leprechaun23 15

You deserve it for having goodbye sex

GoW_Chick 14

19- that wasn't stupid it's the truth. People should appreciate the little things in a relationship more often because they tend to go unnoticed these days.

leprechaun23 15

OP deserves it for having goodbye sex

Girls don't fart. God placed an ROF in their bodies. It stands for "Restriction of Farting". Every girl has one! :)

Watch CollegeHumour's video on YouTube. It explains why we men never see/hear girls do it.

Was there a girl involved?


RochelleRedvines 8

...Are you okay?

Where's DocBastard when u need him?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Well we need an emergency operation on this guy's overactive stupidity gland, so he needs to make the choice to attend to this obviously more urgent matter over something stupid like a liver transplant or whatever else he's doing right now.

My diagnosis is...moron.

Some people are undiagnosable. I have a feeling there is no diagnosis code for this guy's ailment.

We lost him....

flockz 19


xSonic 9

I'm honored to be in the same thread as these people Yeah, I'm a loser.......

That awkward moment when you think of the perfect reply but I'm too late... Btw, it's 'no shit'

That awkward moment when you think of the perfect reply but you're way too late... Btw it's 'no shit'

Y u no edit instead of reply??

Did you keep going?

OP, I'm sure he thought it was cute:) But I myself would have burried you alive for that.

That was just uncalled for dude.

SecretMe00 5

Dude I totally have been there!! Except it was doggy style and he saw the hole open and close. It was hilarious! I think it's a good memory!

Llama_Face89 33

95- that's a bit more information than I wanted to know...

SecretMe00 5

Y'all don't have a sense of humor. Seriously if you think about it, it's hilarious... Along with awkwardness and all that good stuff. It's an inside joke that only you and your partner experience together. I think it helps with closeness. 5 years down the road, he and I are extremely close and open about everything!

xXxIracebethxXx 14

109 - Yeah, YOU and YOUR boyfriend have been close for five years to be that comfortable with each other. We, the readers of FML, are not. Please keep that disgusting info to yourself. It was not humor, it was just... Ew. *shivers*

109, I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that..

flux_panic 18

Doesn't matter, had sex.

SecretMe00 5


SecretMe00 5

Y'all are forgetting about the FML .... Wasn't that what this whole FML was about?! I didn't share any more then what OP did. You should expect to see some disturbing stories and should be a mature adult and handle them like so.

Just shut up already.

167, just stop. Please.

SecretMe00 5

I would shut up if you didn't continue. You keep going, why can't I...

Than ye please shut up

167: All the OP said was that she had sex. You shared the position and the fact that holes opened and closed. You definitely shared more than the OP did.

Sucks for you!

That must stink

Poser1337 5

Does it really?

Wow nice memories those are.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Ah, the irony.

CaptainPickles72 18

The irony.... is so beautiful, isn't it Shrooms?

110- IT!!!

abundy 0

That's why it's an FML dumb ass..

GoW_Chick 14

Anybody else read 6's comment in a yoda voice?

thenoobftw 3

Did it smell good? Lol

jillianmathers12 13

What do you think Sherlock?

thenoobftw 3

It was a joke Watson.

SilverInGray 25

Like roses.

Like shit, sherlock.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Smelled good enough to eat!

snowmount07 6

Time to hire a hypnotist

madgrinchhatter 12


calithebandgeek 0

Dutch oven?

I honestly don't understand the point of goodbye sex

10, it's sex. To say goodbye! Duh

madgrinchhatter 12

Not like breakup sex, it's for if someone is going somewhere for awhile (in this case 4 months) its the last time they'll have sex with each other.

Oooh okay. Thanks 34!