Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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datoismyname 22
Did you keep going?
RochelleRedvines 8
...Are you okay?
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Comments (192)
jessie1 9
Goodbye sex? Who even DOES that, except *****? No offense...
cuppycake1995 0
Nt a big deal Hun dnt worry..I've farted during sex once to we just ignored it and finished wat we were doing...nd I'm still with the guy :)
toryfee 0
Lol wow that's weird
Somepplschildren 0
I like how everyone assumes OP is a girl..now thats a nasty guy on guy situation.
evebright 5
Yup, your **** and puss don't matter. It's your ass he will think about.
chels1994 11
At least it'll be remembered (:
gabbykinz13 9
Don't feel bad!!! I've done it before! But hey shit happens just laugh it off and think of it as another good memory :)
shots1996 8
"Harder! Harder! Faster! Faster! Harder!" *pfft* "AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
sodapopper 6
Was it machine gun style??
SeedlessMe 13
Hopefully he's got a sense of humor. I think that's fantastic! at least you know he'll be smiling (or at least laughing) when he thinks of it. good stuff..