Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
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tick_tock 0
Your life is awful. I'm really sorry, that is terrible. Well, I guess your girlfriend now knows you were going to propose... I hope she still said yes!
netfreak 0
If you have a receipt for the ring you're OK. Sure it sucks being inconvenienced.
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Comments (63)
tenaka_fml 0
Wow, this site really highlights the IQ of some people. ie: those confused about the ring and thinking it was stolen too. Learn to read people!
i8thelastcookeii 0
umm how do you live in Washington if you were going to the space needle? that's in Seattle. ur on vacation or it's fake
hot_n_cold98 0
I live, like, 10 minutes away from the Space Needle :D
ard1130 2
That sucks the space needle is amazing
Deadshot108 0
Seattle rules. Washington is by far the best state.
iStay_True 0
isn't there a receipt or some way of showing them that you purchased it? unless you bought it off the guy who sold you the car..if so, well then you screwed!
alexrox8286 0
That sucks just explain to her what happened if she is really the one she will understand.
XoMxcted 0
Sooo.... You bought a car from a person who robbed a jewelry store
FweakofCydonia 40
Don't you have a receipt that you bought the ring?
Nasa1225 1
Please, allow me to clarify: The man bought a car from an alleged jewelry store thief. Then, in an unrelated incident, bought an engagement ring. When he was pulled over, the cops then believed that the rung, which was not connected to the robbery, was stolen.