Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
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Robert Cruikshank 7
I hate to tell you, that is not uncommon. But yes, the guy is scum. Be glad he is an ex.
thatkorean 5
Well hopefully your sister doesn’t date him but acts like a real sister should and tells him to **** off. What a ******* tool.
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Comments (4)
Robert Cruikshank 7
I hate to tell you, that is not uncommon. But yes, the guy is scum. Be glad he is an ex.
RichardPencil 32
Did it work? Did he get the girl?
thatkorean 5
Well hopefully your sister doesn’t date him but acts like a real sister should and tells him to **** off. What a ******* tool.
faithhh 6
Hopefully she doesn’t date him. That would be so rude.