By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States
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FYL OP. Obviously you need to smack that bitch up. Hopefully it'll turn out in the end. Funny anecdote that you may enjoy was a similar FML to a friend of mine. He girlfriend cheated on him with the dishwasher from school (some high school kid) and left him. Well after the normal break-up depression time he bought a new car (Range Rover) and got a younger, hotter girlfriend. He said it was funny when he pulled up next to her at a stop light and here she is in a white rusted out junk car (with her dishwasher boyfriend) and he's in a Range Rover with his new hot girlfriend. Needless to say she sunk down as far into the seat as should could and it wasn't much longer (another month) before she was calling him up pleading for him to take her back. He was in seventh heaven. So keep your head up and hopefully you can post back here when your retarded ex smartens up.
@kxs401 How the f*ck did you get "I'm not a catch" out of an anecdotal story about a friend? Seriously you need to learn to read my friend. Plus if I'm not a catch, why at 27 years old do I own my own home, have a girlfriend (for seven years), a steady job and friends? Yep I guess any woman in their right mind would run the opposite way. Hell if I had a picture I'd post that shit so when you come back with "well you're probably ugly" you could eat your trolling words, idiot. Any anyone that is a pizza delivery boy is 1) in high school 2) really needs a job and 3) not making more than minimum wage. Unless OP is a lazy mofo who doesn't have a job and sits on his ass all day long, I'm pretty sure that pizza delivery boy isn't a step up (unless the pizza boy is telling the OPs fiancee that he's in "medical school").
Don't worry, she'll come crawling back soon. The "Delivery in Thirty Minutes or Less" slogan doesn't apply to just the pizza.