lazy asshole grandmother. I have one, she hates me but the family loves her more than me. they flew her across the country for a three day vacation, and said that buying me a cheap bike is "too expensive" they all have cars, I have to walk several miles to school. they bought her a car and she hasnt hat a license for two years!

Damn that's fucked up

Some oldies do this. It was called a chamber pot and they put it next to the bed

Shes probably mad because your husband just got back. Dont worry

Probably just lazy since I assume the OP included 'perfectly healthy' for a reason.

Likely a bad/lazy habit that carried over from being infirm. she probably had to recover from something and had a bed pan or something and now she's too lazy to get up and use the toilet.

I am sorry, but if someone was using my bedroom it is not going to be someone with a bladder problem.

I'll show you the door.

Error, Error, Horrible pun detected *explodes*

Dammit! I opened the fml hoping to comment this thinking I was being original...