Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Did you scream, "MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!"?
MandieL 27
Freaked out good, or freaked out bad?
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Comments (69)
dragoongirl90 34
What the ****???
Skycop_S 23
In a way, that's a good thing, she was so happy she freaked out!
alexmichels 9
But did she say yes?
Tyrez 32
Why'd you propose in the first place?
marcranger 29
OP, you (probably) didn't deserve the kick in the face unless you're my ex and have a documented habit of not listening when your girlfriend tells you she doesn't ever want to get married well before the unwelcome surprise proposal, which she also said she hates. But assuming you were just clueless, why didn't you talk about marriage or future plans in general with your girlfriend? I never understand these proposal FMLs, because they could have been so easily avoided by not making the proposal itself a complete surprise.
tinyalmeida 11
Who kicks somebody in the face while they're proposing?! That really sucks OP, I hope your mouth is ok and hope you found the ring in the end!
marcranger 29
Somebody who really doesn't want to be proposed at. I've been where the girlfriend has, only without the quick reflexes. It is not a pretty place.
zacknoland 3
You couldn't find the your tooth or the ring?
tohellwithlife 13
i am laughing really hard right now. guess i have a really sadistic sense of humour. but no, u didnt deserve it.
zainman13 26
The answer?? Did she say yes ??
2ru 14
Wear a cup at your wedding for safe measure.