FIRST!! Did you tell him that the neighbor didn't need lube?

Why would your father disclose that with you? That's so gross. I've come across lube in my mom's groceries and I try overlooking it because I don't want mental images rummaging through my head. Ughhhhhh. I feel sorry for you :(.

wow, that sucks

i dont understand how you can deserve this.

At least it wasn't in a bag w/ a dildo and he ended up telling you how he likes it up the ass... then goes on to explain how stimulation of the prostate increases pleasure... and how you shouldn't be embarrassed about what makes yourself and your partner feel good Silver lining?

interesting, do you know what kind of lube it was? cause the flavored kind is pretty delicious if you ask me

That's so grim.

ydi

YDI for having a mom.

I don't really get the FML here. Sure it's awkward, but unless he went into gruesome detail about all the kinky positions they use and stuff it's nothing more than that.