By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

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Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML
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At least it wasn't in a bag w/ a dildo and he ended up telling you how he likes it up the ass... then goes on to explain how stimulation of the prostate increases pleasure... and how you shouldn't be embarrassed about what makes yourself and your partner feel good Silver lining?

Why would your father disclose that with you? That's so gross. I've come across lube in my mom's groceries and I try overlooking it because I don't want mental images rummaging through my head. Ughhhhhh. I feel sorry for you :(.

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FIRST!! Did you tell him that the neighbor didn't need lube?

'cus, ya know, you need to know these things

Why would your father disclose that with you? That's so gross. I've come across lube in my mom's groceries and I try overlooking it because I don't want mental images rummaging through my head. Ughhhhhh. I feel sorry for you :(.

i dont understand how you can deserve this.

At least it wasn't in a bag w/ a dildo and he ended up telling you how he likes it up the ass... then goes on to explain how stimulation of the prostate increases pleasure... and how you shouldn't be embarrassed about what makes yourself and your partner feel good Silver lining?

interesting, do you know what kind of lube it was? cause the flavored kind is pretty delicious if you ask me

YDI for having a mom.

I hate people like you.

I don't really get the FML here. Sure it's awkward, but unless he went into gruesome detail about all the kinky positions they use and stuff it's nothing more than that.