well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Anonymous
The dead art of the PUA
Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML
Anonycunt
Bonn, Germany
Nope, just nope
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
ragingwaffles
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Chico, United States
First date, first impressions
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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perdix 29
You need to count your blessings. She could have ordered several drinks, appetizers, a salad, an expensive entree and then dessert and coffee, watched you pay for the feast and then said, "Nah, no thanks." Move on, nothing to see here!
Mysterion345 11
ouch man that suck and what a bitch
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Comments (90)
reesecup09 4
Awwww that's shitty on her part
julian0605 9
Probably one of the worst feelings you can feel lol but on the contrary she isnt the nicest person anyway
DorkAlert 10
There was one just like this not to long ago
journeytotheend 16
Better than wasting your time with her sorry ass
Alicestraza 33
People ask for honesty and complain when they get it. She could have been nicer about it of course, but she also could have led OP on by going on the date even though she wasn't attracted to him, got his hopes up and then crushed them later on. I think the language used against her is a little harsh.
buddy51 23
"Today I accepted a blind date and went to meet this guy- he said he was 6 feet tall, muscular and intelligent. I got to the table and saw a 4'8" 300 pound blob of lard smiling at me like Gollum seeing the ring. I said "Nah, no thanks" and walked away rather than puke all over the table. FML"......
papasik 6
a fast no is better than a slow maybe
mlay 7
Oh nooo, she hasn`t got a heart now has she
askippy5791 3
You dodged a bullet on that one
disney_blonde 16
You've been Lemon Lawed!