well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Anonymous
The dead art of the PUA
Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML
Anonycunt
Bonn, Germany
Nope, just nope
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
ragingwaffles
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Chico, United States
First date, first impressions
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Top comments
perdix 29
You need to count your blessings. She could have ordered several drinks, appetizers, a salad, an expensive entree and then dessert and coffee, watched you pay for the feast and then said, "Nah, no thanks." Move on, nothing to see here!
Mysterion345 11
ouch man that suck and what a bitch
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Comments (90)
dakatabg 31
Probably a gold digger or someone who thinks she is some hot shit.
SpamPam 18
If she was a gold digger she would have stayed for the meal.
dakatabg 31
True
browneyedgirl52 13
She's going to end up with someone equally as shallow and close minded as herself. Be happy that you aren't wasting your time on such a shallow bitch.
JACKxRAWR 22
Sorry to be off topic but why is your profile picture (seemingly) taken in a bathroom? I don't understand the obsession of taking photos of yourself in the same place that people take a shit.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
What if someone walked in while you were taking that? Awkward xD
kemic 7
#55, to be fair, the username is "BROWN EYED" Girl
browneyedgirl52 13
This was actually just a washroom. It has sinks but no toilets. It's connected to the bathroom in my dorm. But no one poops here!
ubertuber 9
She seems shallow, better off without.
perdix 29
Why is everyone jumping down the girl's throat? Maybe the poor girl has a bad self-image and was too intimidated by the magnificence of the OP and didn't feel worthy to be in his presence. Maybe she saw that he lied egregiously about himself online. And also not being attracted to someone says nothing about the person's own self-image. It's just honest, and this girl seems to be brutally so.
perdix 29
#76, I don't know why people lie on online dating sites, when they spot the lie in person, it's just going to be ugly. For my online dating picture, I photoshopped Carrot Top's head on Ron Jeremy's body. Suffice it to say that it didn't work out too well ;)
virgochick_922 6
Wow what a bitch!
masterofflight 8
well...I wouldn't want to date someone like this...maybe you doged a bullet there
freshko21 6
Hey, her loss for skipping on a free meal OP don't seat it!
catsie_fml 14
That's rude... Looks don't mean everything, she could have at least got to know you. At least you know that she's heartless.
Zebediabolical 43
First impressions count for a lot and they're very difficult to overcome. I think it would have been much more heartless and rude to sit down and order 4 pounds of lobster and whatever other expensive foods she can find on the menu, waste both their time and leave. She's not going out with OP to go out with OP, she's going out with OP to get the friend who set them up off her back. There's not many upsides to the situation and no real easy outs either.
seniorchang 16
Maybe she really disliked the table where you were seated. Or maybe the silverware wasn't polished to a high shine. Maybe it wasn't you she couldn't stomach.
honnehat 1
i would never do that
JACKxRAWR 22
Good for you! Hey, guys! Let's all chip in and buy this guy a trophy or a medal or something!