well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Anonymous
The dead art of the PUA
Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML
Anonycunt
Bonn, Germany
Nope, just nope
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
ragingwaffles
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Chico, United States
First date, first impressions
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Top comments
perdix 29
You need to count your blessings. She could have ordered several drinks, appetizers, a salad, an expensive entree and then dessert and coffee, watched you pay for the feast and then said, "Nah, no thanks." Move on, nothing to see here!
Mysterion345 11
ouch man that suck and what a bitch
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Comments (90)
girlbye23 15
I feel bad OP buts thats so absurd that its funny.
pattayarick 8
What were you wearing? If your jeans were below you ass or if you had a baseball cap on sideways, then sheave the right thing. If not, then she is a real bitch, and in the end she did you a favor. Keep fighting, don' let her get you down.
hellox3howlow 17
I mean she could have done it in a nicer way, but she probably saved you some cash and time. At least she was honest.
BananerzFresh 12
Bitch. Couldn't give you a chance. Could she? -.-
amifaiyaz 12
She's the one who went on a blind date, how rude.
XistingPrince 9
She could have gotten to know you after a free meal or a meal that she pays for half! I would at least give the guy a little bit of a chance before doing judgement.
jman26 11
She'll probably end up with some douche who treats her like shit. Don't sweat OP ;)
xkbz510 13
Definitely not the one. It's okay. Saves yourself a heartbreak. Go out there and find a better girl :)
KawaiiCupcake 14
I'm sorry op. I bet she's not worth your time!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Hey you saved paper and she was honest. Would you rather her told you she wasn't interested after you paid for everything?