FML : Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not...

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blah - / Sunday 15 February 2009 23:57 / Canada

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By ODEEZY | 0

#2501 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:18

at least he was nice enough to still give you a gift

By NorfolkDude | 2

#2526 - Monday 16 February 2009 04:40

They have a new hallmark card. It has a timer so that boyfriends can set it in two modes. Basically if you had waited 10 minutes, the card would have expressed how much he loved you and all. But since you opened it 5 minutes earlier, it was programmed to "dump" mode and deposit 20 dollars. :) :) I kid of course. That sucks though what happened. You should use that 20 dollars to buy him a card and leave 10 bucks for him.

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By ODEEZY | 0

#2501 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:18

at least he was nice enough to still give you a gift

By greenman_fml | 0

#2502 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:20

classy

By Idyedmyhairblack | 0

#2509 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:35

spend the money on online dating.... :)

By Idyedmyhairblack | 0

#2510 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:37

spend the money on online dating.... :)

quietlytearful | 0

#856279 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:32

why'd you dye your hair black?:D

By squelette_fml | 0

#2512 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:46

what an asshole. the money makes it all the more insulting.

By Hannah_fml | 0

#2513 - Monday 16 February 2009 03:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

TheTerenity | 9

#4216448 - Monday 26 March 2012 05:23

How did the OP deserve it? Tell me in full detail how, since their bf gave you a letter saying "It's not working out, but here's $20" That they would deserve it. So if it were to happen to You, You would deserve it? Okay, now I understand.

By blah_blah_shity | 0

#2525 - Monday 16 February 2009 04:38

lol thats new. look at it this way- he gave you a card and a gift!

By NorfolkDude | 2

#2526 - Monday 16 February 2009 04:40

By Amkii | 0

#2533 - Monday 16 February 2009 05:02

This guy is awesome (and, of course, a jerk as well).

By AliSama | 17

#2535 - Monday 16 February 2009 05:22

there is a good chance he wanted to see if he could trust you to do what he asked of you. If you cannot be trusted to wait 10 minutes to open something, then how could he trust other more important things to you. It is a life lesson which many people need to learn.