Health: Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up....

By anonymous - 25/02/2016 21:55 - United States

Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

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By oh - 23/02/2016 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2022 04:00

Today, it's been a week since my husband woke up with what the hospital says is transient amnesia. He’s lost about 15 years of memories and thinks he’s in his 20’s. We’ve only been married 5 years, and dated 3 years before that, so he has no idea who I am, has no idea his parents are dead, or who our son is. FML

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extremereviews 26

Friday 26 February 2016 8:11

Let him win this one

crazyindynathan 13

Friday 26 February 2016 8:10

At least he doesn't have any memory problems...

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Oley 27

Friday 26 February 2016 8:07

Wow. Thank goodness that he didn't forget who you were!

crazyindynathan 13

Friday 26 February 2016 8:10

At least he doesn't have any memory problems...

LittleRed79 39

Friday 26 February 2016 8:10

On the bright side at least you know he doesn't have any brain damage.

Rkikkas9713 25

Friday 26 February 2016 19:19

Or any brain damage.

ABlindMan 17

Friday 26 February 2016 19:22

Not sure if trying to make a joke, or can't read...

Rkikkas9713 25

Friday 26 February 2016 19:23

Or any brain damage.

cj89898 24

Friday 26 February 2016 19:24

And you're the blind one! Ha irony

Rkikkas9713 25

Friday 26 February 2016 19:25

Christ you people can not tell when it's a joke, it's impossible to miss the "any brain damage" part of that sentence.

extremereviews 26

Friday 26 February 2016 8:11

Let him win this one

Grisha_fml 18

Friday 26 February 2016 23:57

you definitely deserve the best comment award LMFAO!

cornyrob 33

Saturday 27 February 2016 14:59

He had a lot of time to strengthen his side of the argument.

WCARlover 34

Friday 26 February 2016 8:11

Persistence at its finest! Glad your husband is okay, OP.

firegirl1993 21

Friday 26 February 2016 8:13

Atleast his memory seems to be working! Be grateful for that atleast lol and be sure to finish that fight before you get back in the car.

8Dirty1 24

Friday 26 February 2016 8:14

sounds like the old me but if he loves his wife he needs to make some changes one day you're here the next day you're gone

no_playa_hater 14

Friday 26 February 2016 15:50

Shut up, emo.

pandainspandex 19

Friday 26 February 2016 16:13

I don't think you need to explain to someone coming out of a five year coma the concept behind "one day you're here, the next day you're gone"...

Testing1234 25

Friday 26 February 2016 16:22

It was a 5 week coma

snyder97 6

Friday 26 February 2016 8:16

I wouldn't complain about this one, brain trauma can be a very serious thing. it could have gone the complete opposite way and you would've wished that he still remembered the argument.

just_killin_time 14

Friday 26 February 2016 20:28

Some people just don't appreciate their luck...

GabbyPLluch88 13

Friday 26 February 2016 8:16

I certainly believe he needs to win this one time after 5 weeks in coma... cheers he's got no damage!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 27 February 2016 21:51

He should at the very least for their marriage's sake, forget the damn argument.

Tripartita 44

Friday 26 February 2016 8:16

"The ticket I got last week notwithstanding, I think I'm a very good driver—stop telling me to keep my eyes on the road! Nothing bad is going to happen; I think I know how to drive a damn car!"