Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched...

By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

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Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

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CrazyLaughs4Me 17

Friday 20 June 2014 7:52

Extra credit ;-)

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:47

Get some OP. get some. Jk that's weird af

itssoratchet 10

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:57

oh dam time to change classes

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