Sounds like his own problem

TMI. TMFI.

Am I the only one who doesn't find this weird? I mean the guy said he might have to go, not he's horny and needs to masturbate

Maybe you should tell him where the bathroom is before it's too late...

67 - I gave him a step up from that. I thought he was being polite and letting OP know in advance he might have to get up during class.

Way to break a folkway

#67 No, it's not weird because apparently we all tell strangers beside us when we have to pee.

Don't blame him. He was in a lot of pain and looked to you for comfort.

Because glancing at OP is like taking Peptobismol

I can just imagine OP saying "Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"

Poor dude. Even if he's creepy and all, he might, in some "different wAy", have felt like you are approachable and easy to talk to! Nonetheless, that was a weird comment to bring up to someone period. Maybe he gets stimulated by psych in an odd way... Lol

That's highly disturbing.

You should inform your teacher. Or ask to move seats.

Yes, I see now... You inform the teacher of his upset stomach... so then everyone may share in the good news! It is, after all, rather selfish to keep such a gripping tale to yourself.

"The guy next to me told me he had an upset stomach. Can I move seats?"

Opps. What I actually meant was that op should inform the teacher of the creeper situation after class. And then ask to switch seats.

why a llama?

At least he gave you a heads up

In case he shits his pants?

We don't even know if he shit in his pants or if he got up and used the bathroom!

Ur not funny

Punch him in the stomach and RUN!

And consequently be vomited upon... Well, I see no flaw in this plan. It's gold, Jerry. Gold!

That's why you run!!

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

not making him any less creepy thats for sure.

Creepy people are increasing lately..

What he means by that is, "I am going to go pleasure myself to the image of you like I do all the time."