TMI. TMFI.

Am I the only one who doesn't find this weird? I mean the guy said he might have to go, not he's horny and needs to masturbate

Maybe you should tell him where the bathroom is before it's too late...

67 - I gave him a step up from that. I thought he was being polite and letting OP know in advance he might have to get up during class.

Way to break a folkway

#67 No, it's not weird because apparently we all tell strangers beside us when we have to pee.

Because glancing at OP is like taking Peptobismol

I can just imagine OP saying "Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"

Poor dude. Even if he's creepy and all, he might, in some "different wAy", have felt like you are approachable and easy to talk to! Nonetheless, that was a weird comment to bring up to someone period. Maybe he gets stimulated by psych in an odd way... Lol

"The guy next to me told me he had an upset stomach. Can I move seats?"

Opps. What I actually meant was that op should inform the teacher of the creeper situation after class. And then ask to switch seats.

why a llama?

In case he shits his pants?

We don't even know if he shit in his pants or if he got up and used the bathroom!

Ur not funny

That's why you run!!