Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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VictoriaSchultz
| 8
Sounds like his own problem
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kings1fan
| 6
At least he gave you a heads up
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VictoriaSchultz
| 8
Sounds like his own problem
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gojira666
| 7
TMI. TMFI.
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comedybreak
| 20
Am I the only one who doesn't find this weird? I mean the guy said he might have to go, not he's horny and needs to masturbate
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AFCA020
| 4
Maybe you should tell him where the bathroom is before it's too late...
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
67 - I gave him a step up from that. I thought he was being polite and letting OP know in advance he might have to get up during class.
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Orcina1
| 3
Way to break a folkway
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LolFMLnot
| 10
#67 No, it's not weird because apparently we all tell strangers beside us when we have to pee.
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eraintime
| 0
Don't blame him. He was in a lot of pain and looked to you for comfort.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Because glancing at OP is like taking Peptobismol
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LightningCactus
| 12
I can just imagine OP saying "Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"
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caberon
| 7
Poor dude. Even if he's creepy and all, he might, in some "different wAy", have felt like you are approachable and easy to talk to! Nonetheless, that was a weird comment to bring up to someone period. Maybe he gets stimulated by psych in an odd way... Lol
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archenemybtch
| 0
That's highly disturbing.
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matt98_fml
| 13
You should inform your teacher. Or ask to move seats.
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eb0ny
| 15
"The guy next to me told me he had an upset stomach. Can I move seats?"
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matt98_fml
| 13
Opps. What I actually meant was that op should inform the teacher of the creeper situation after class. And then ask to switch seats.
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why a llama?
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kings1fan
| 6
At least he gave you a heads up
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VasilisaUzhasnaj
| 29
In case he shits his pants?
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swimmerstud
| 7
We don't even know if he shit in his pants or if he got up and used the bathroom!
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hahaleym
| 0
Ur not funny
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Punch him in the stomach and RUN!
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sleepinginclass
| 8
That's why you run!!
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RoseTintMyWorld
| 8
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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BcICan08
| 1
not making him any less creepy thats for sure.
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ycrem0n
| 21
Creepy people are increasing lately..
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ThecomingofTan
| 9
What he means by that is, "I am going to go pleasure myself to the image of you like I do all the time."