By Eyesore - 16/04/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
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What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

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I hate paranoid people so much... They are just a special breed of stupid people, whom I also hate... xD

I laughed so hard!!!! XD

at least you got the right person?

Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

Overly paranoid. I got mugged by three huge guys and I am not that paranoid. Just take it easy next time.

why the fuck were you carrying a mace in the first place

They meant 'mace' as in 'pepper spray' not the medieval weapon

aaaahh, that makes a bit more sense..

well that sucks. but i get really paranoid too, hah

#4. maybe that's why you got attacked by three huge guys. Better safe than sorry.

Well she was trying to be safe and she ended up sorry

What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

yea execpt worse

That's what I first thought of, was confused at first.

#7 As a 16 year old boy, carrying mace would be a bit much.

ya mace is like pepper spray and ydi for being so paronoid not everyone is out to get you what if it had been a friend just trying to mess with you

Paranoia is a disorder. I don't see how OP deserves something that is a result of a disorder.