By Eyesore - 16/04/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
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_Chocoholic_ 0
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What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

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SarahB0184 0
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Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

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disgustingroomie 0

ouch WHOOP first

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pommeblossom 0

Aw man :/

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junkboy 4
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I hate paranoid people so much... They are just a special breed of stupid people, whom I also hate... xD

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supersailor32 0
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I laughed so hard!!!! XD

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clojo1112 0
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at least you got the right person?

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SarahB0184 0
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Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

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Kozzy333 0
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Overly paranoid. I got mugged by three huge guys and I am not that paranoid. Just take it easy next time.

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castnerinho 0

why the fuck were you carrying a mace in the first place

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RougeRamirez 8

They meant 'mace' as in 'pepper spray' not the medieval weapon

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gionatorinc 5
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aaaahh, that makes a bit more sense..

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abcdefghayley 0

well that sucks. but i get really paranoid too, hah

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iryna 0

#4. maybe that's why you got attacked by three huge guys. Better safe than sorry.

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westzac 7
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Well she was trying to be safe and she ended up sorry

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_Chocoholic_ 0
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What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

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Meel_fml 2
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yea execpt worse

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pokerface71 14

That's what I first thought of, was confused at first.

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Kozzy333 0
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#7 As a 16 year old boy, carrying mace would be a bit much.

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noName123456 0

ya mace is like pepper spray and ydi for being so paronoid not everyone is out to get you what if it had been a friend just trying to mess with you

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TheDarkCynder 2
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Paranoia is a disorder. I don't see how OP deserves something that is a result of a disorder.

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