By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
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xluciferx666 21

Looks like it's time to nope out of that place

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twistedtwincity 17

That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.

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xluciferx666 21

Looks like it's time to nope out of that place

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Stazza11 27

I agree, ghost children mean shit is about to go down. GTF out of there

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Sunflower1919 19

This is one of those scenarios where you leave and never, ever return.

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santosb1 11

What if it was OP who was haunted....then no matter what it'll follow suit D:

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Katier318 14

That should be rule #1 when it comes to horror movies... Time to GTFO

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Sonii008 19

Said Lucifer himself... :P

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granCanyon 12

It's called pareidolia. She was working late so she was probably pretty tired. Fatigue+pareidolia+too much horror movies=ghost faces. Our brains are weird little things :)

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TheMalygos 21

Oh, so that's what happened last night

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twistedtwincity 17

That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.

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tukies 28

Yup. I once heard a little kid crying for their mommy. I ran upstairs to find no one there. I never thought I could run so quick to get out of a house before.

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brenton490 19

Ouji board at night on Halloween. Did it once...once...

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ElricMustang 23

Notice there's no return statement, since that's what OP definitely shouldn't consider

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sandormatyi 25

you do not need a return statement in a void function

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aliciavanham 13

You have to stop watching scary movies alone....

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lifa 16

No. The best time is cuddled up next to your loved one so when you get scared you can jump into each other's arms and "comfort" one another

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seemo82 19

in that case .. horror movies should be categorized under ****... hehe..giggity

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Of course not! Just a living, breathing child who invited himself into OP's home, only to ******* disappear into thin air later on. Definitely not a ghost.

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Levvy 22

Ever hear the phrase "false dichotomy"?

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Rababco 29

Maybe it's the Empty Child is it wearing a gas mask and asking for his Mummy? You should go check it out Doctor.

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JMichael 25

Time to hire yourself an exorcist

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devildog562 33

Nope l, leave go get a priest come back with some holy water and crucifixes, or you think logically of how this could happen.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Bring an old priest and a young priest.

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Earths_Venus 25

The power of Christ compels you! Feeling sick as a dog now...

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