By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 957
You deserved it 3 684

Same thing different taste

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xluciferx666 21

Looks like it's time to nope out of that place

That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.

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xluciferx666 21

Looks like it's time to nope out of that place

I agree, ghost children mean shit is about to go down. GTF out of there

This is one of those scenarios where you leave and never, ever return.

What if it was OP who was haunted....then no matter what it'll follow suit D:

That should be rule #1 when it comes to horror movies... Time to GTFO

Sonii008 19

It's called pareidolia. She was working late so she was probably pretty tired. Fatigue+pareidolia+too much horror movies=ghost faces. Our brains are weird little things :)

Oh, so that's what happened last night

That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.

Yup. I once heard a little kid crying for their mommy. I ran upstairs to find no one there. I never thought I could run so quick to get out of a house before.

Ouji board at night on Halloween. Did it once...once...

Notice there's no return statement, since that's what OP definitely shouldn't consider

you do not need a return statement in a void function

You have to stop watching scary movies alone....

No. The best time is cuddled up next to your loved one so when you get scared you can jump into each other's arms and "comfort" one another

seemo82 19

in that case .. horror movies should be categorized under ****... hehe..giggity

Of course not! Just a living, breathing child who invited himself into OP's home, only to ******* disappear into thin air later on. Definitely not a ghost.

Ever hear the phrase "false dichotomy"?

Maybe it's the Empty Child is it wearing a gas mask and asking for his Mummy? You should go check it out Doctor.

JMichael 25

Time to hire yourself an exorcist

Nope l, leave go get a priest come back with some holy water and crucifixes, or you think logically of how this could happen.

Bring an old priest and a young priest.

The power of Christ compels you! Feeling sick as a dog now...