Health: Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick...

By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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You deserved it 10 019

By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 18:00

Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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Friday 31 December 2010 12:27

oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy

pertained 12

Friday 31 December 2010 12:21

thats gotta hurt

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cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Friday 31 December 2010 17:53

oh lol ^this :)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 31 December 2010 18:34

KELLY CLARKSON!! (It's a reference, not spam. Just trust me on this one.)

djmigues 7

Friday 31 December 2010 19:46

40 Year Old Virgin!

XDBrittany1228 0

Friday 31 December 2010 18:37

OWWWW! lol that hurt my eyes just reading it.

Seethatguy 3

Friday 31 December 2010 18:53

At least your eye is hairless and sexy now.

guppy40000 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:12

a hairy chest makes a man a man, are you trying to be like the douches off jersey shore?

sparta98 4

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:46

#38 No, actually, genitalia have quite an influence...

Noah2w38 1

Friday 31 December 2010 21:04

OMFG you should sue her for assault

Hairnomore 7

Friday 31 December 2010 21:09

Random screaming guy from Spongebob:"MY EYES!!!!"

jollypop 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 17:45

YES

sweetkitty26 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:33

so.. did it blind yu or are ya okay?

misfitmarta13 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:39

who the **** gets their chest waxed?

chronicwanker 4

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:29

ydi for getting a chest wax tool

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