Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
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Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML
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Top comments
amayaa_fml 7
oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy
pertained 12
thats gotta hurt
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Comments (67)
BoredomKillsinc 0
ouches...
Mortanious 0
Damn, talk about subtle. She could have at least been polite and told you about your forest thick eyebrows, surely she could have thought of a way to yell you with sounding mean. All she was doing was trying to help you, too bad she was clumsy.
macskapingvin 0
Your eyes shine like the waxing of the moon, your red cheeks glowing like the warm sunrise. Is what she was trying to say.
EvilDave 13
You deserve it for being a metrosexual
wriptidez 0
go see eye doc
_HeadShot_ 0
go see DocBastard
StephWALKER 17
Lawsuit
CoonAndFriends 0
All I'm going to say is: BAD DOG!): You got your comment moderated. >.> Serves you right.
xpmx 0
u have rights free your eyes
Lolzords 11
Least your eyes are hair free.
popsvb01 9
If you're a guy, ydi for getting your chest waxed.
Gabbie_1210 8
No, if you're a girl, you deserve it for getting your chest waxed. Girls shouldn't have so much hair on their chests that they need it waxed. Nothing wrong with a guy not wanting a hairy chest.
geekemo92 0
Why? If it is a girl, how is it her fault that she has a hairy chest? At least it sounds like she's doing something about it.