Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
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Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML
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Top comments
amayaa_fml 7
oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy
pertained 12
thats gotta hurt
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Comments (67)
supahnazi 0
tht sounds incredibly painful
Luv_Meh_Beeotch 0
lAWlz StuPId AzZ!! (nOT Yu oP tHE gUrl thT wAz GiviN yU a WAx]
CherryBombb 0
I fInD iT iNcReDiBlY sTuPiD wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lYk DiS. stupid ass crack. -__-
mzeemzima 0
why did u wax ur chest? kinda gay
monkeymegmo 4
sue
Peaches03007 0
that's freaking hilarious! if you got wax in your eyes, how were you able to post this??
sami2wami 0
they have a nasty law suit waiting for them.
Googlieeyes92 0
Lol i love how everyone is stuck on a man getting his chest waxed. Who the hell cares its his body, sometimes to much hair is gross anyway. Just because you want to look like a caveman doesnt mean its gay..
LaughinStock 16
HAHA sux to be u
msbrinacheetaah 2
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monique8axel 6
Alright that's when you sue a bitch!