Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
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Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
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perdix 31
10% more and you'd be totally invisible!
BabyENN 2
Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?
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GDIalex 11
+1. There's no imperfections in human's face. I prefer no make-up on girls, too.
yuggi1 11
74, you obviously haven't seen what I've seen. ._. You might just take your comment back.
mitchie11 0
ydi for using YouTube to learn how to apply make-up :/
Brandi_Faith 34
First off I agree with what some of the other girls here said; 1) never use a magnified mirror or you cover more than you need to, 2) I suggest seeing a dermatologist. your acne doesn't have to be worst case for them to help you out. And my own suggestion is to go to Shoppers Drug Mart (seeing you live in Canada) or any makeup store and talk to the makeup girls (I forget their real title) and ask them what skin and makeup products they think you should use and how. They can even try it on you and show you how to use it. Most products out there are oil free and won't clog pores and some foundations even help your acne go away while wearing it. my advice, try "CoverFx"!! It was made to cover anything and yes they have it at Shoppers. (sorry this post is long it's my first comment ever and it looks like I gotta cut it way down!!)
Selena_is_back 7
83, some girls get allergic reactions if they put make up.
JustKeepBreathin 0
Actually it's really the prefrence of the person who is applying thier makeup. Some people like to put on concealer first and then foundation because they don't have to use as much foundation.
yuggi1 11
Oh i think what selena is saying is this: Wearing make-up might make your acne even worse and/or irritate your skin, leaving you better off with none.
Selena_is_back 7
91, yea. I just said it in a much simpler way. ^_^
yuggi1 11
Yup you did.
Efilyn 0
Get some skin cleaners. Besides, that's what concealer is for.