Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
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Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
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perdix 31
10% more and you'd be totally invisible!
BabyENN 2
Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?
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Comments (131)
Milcah_fml 1
YDI for watching a tutorial on Youtube.
kroenckesaur123 0
wow just because u have acne or whatever u **** your life? ur not the only one!!
biebette16 0
what abt the other ugly 10%??
vinny2897 0
dont worry.. everyone has their insecurities
FollowMe 2
You know it'll only get worse with that shit just sitting on top of it. You could just cleanse you face now and again.
jessicaaababy 8
wash your face every morning before you put on makeup and every night before bed, and drink lots of water! that's what I do and I have clear skin :) boscia is an excellent brand of face products to use it's all natural so it's good for your skin :) good luck, OP!
Steffi 26
Anyone with skin problems (that bad) would already be doing this sort of thing. Your ignorance angers me.
Littlelizard2810 6
I thought you used foundation for that?? (and then some concealer if you need it)...