Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
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Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
10% more and you'd be totally invisible!
BabyENN 2
Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?
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Comments (131)
kittysammich_fml 0
sound like you need to try my new product. The new and improved B.A.G.
BillNyeTheUSspy 0
Michelle phan - natural beauty?
biskitbukit 7
Prescription and cut back on sugar.
HuiYaMing 0
it isn't really a fml, is it?
Ryujin_fml 0
no problems no complaints
Bartimaeus 7
I feel your pain. Well not yours but mine. I feel like I have leprosy sometimes...
stephylovex 0
try acutane it saved my life if ur talking about acne
artisticninja713 13
if it's acne you have then no that's not okay. go to a dermatologist or start taking better care of yourself. Also pay attention to what make up your using. Most store brands will only make acne worse.
spearhead 5
you're hot
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Concealer goes on first. You can touchup extra w/it after foundation too w/a teeny brush then powder. ProActive has been in Canada for years. Some advice: Skincare regime, change pillowcases alot, drink water, eat well, don't touch face w/dirty hands, don't scrub it. If skin is oily, use an oil and spf free alpha hydroxy lotion to help clear dead cells and not clog pores. Merle Norman has GREAT makeup that hides scars/redness and is waterbased. They will tutor. If you are near 1.