Love, Sex, Pregnancy and Cheating: Excuses, excuses - FML

Excuses, excuses

By paternity test time - 08/11/2022 22:00

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Today, my wife has been using "pregnancy hormones" as an excuse for absolutely everything. Spills a milkshake in bed at one in the morning? Pregnancy hormones! Cries about a hole in her sock? Pregnancy hormones! Gets caught fucking her coworker? Pregnancy hormones! FML

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 8 November 2022 23:12

yeah, umm. May get DNA test along with the STI one. Somehow I doubt this is the 1st time.

andrewgr 3

Tuesday 8 November 2022 23:01

Oh man, I can't tell you how badly I feel for you. If you want some resources or support, I suggest survivinginfidelityDOTcom. There's a 'healing library' of recommended books and websites. You can post in their "Just Found Out" forum and talk to people who have been through similar experiences. Good luck!

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andrewgr 3

Tuesday 8 November 2022 23:01

Oh man, I can't tell you how badly I feel for you. If you want some resources or support, I suggest survivinginfidelityDOTcom. There's a 'healing library' of recommended books and websites. You can post in their "Just Found Out" forum and talk to people who have been through similar experiences. Good luck!

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 8 November 2022 23:12

yeah, umm. May get DNA test along with the STI one. Somehow I doubt this is the 1st time.

JackWood 19

Wednesday 9 November 2022 1:17

More like ***** moans. js

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 November 2022 3:33

Sounds legit.

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