Health, Make up and Painful: Ouch! - FML

Ouch!

By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Friday 20 September 2019 7:28

Is this a new makeup-trick that I, as a man, haven't heard about..? And, did you get the look you were trying to get?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 September 2019 16:34

I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong. Consult the instructions on the package.

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Wadlaen 23

Friday 20 September 2019 7:28

Is this a new makeup-trick that I, as a man, haven't heard about..? And, did you get the look you were trying to get?

mssileas 25

Friday 20 September 2019 11:36

If you do it with liquid eyeliner, you can actually get all black demon eyes, including the screams of a million haunted souls cause that shit burns. Source: me, age 14

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Friday 20 September 2019 13:50

I know the pain 😩😭😭😭

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 September 2019 16:34

I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong. Consult the instructions on the package.

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 21 September 2019 2:03

There's instructions?! (Not just a long list of warnings....)

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