Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
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Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
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perdix 31
10% more and you'd be totally invisible!
BabyENN 2
Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?
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Comments (131)
yuggi1 11
Oh c'mon OP. You should had known the outcome by just looking at all your pimples. Oh and if you are complaining about having acute acne, well there is medication for that.
mahimalil 0
time 2 go to skin care and get some stuff removed
Charlotteeexx 0
exfoliating's quite good, but I guess it depends on the type of spots (guessing spots)
awks 0
by any chance was it Michelle phan
TheBananaTheif 0
michelle phan FTW
neversayYES 0
HAHA probably. I don't like her though
JinxSNC 0
Probably was.
mylifesuxx13 0
I would suggest going to the dermatologist OP
pooper19 3
I would suggest putting a paper bag on her head and giving me glory hole to stick my pecker in
Chanayaa 0
same here my face is around 70% problem. :(
micahjlee 0
Hahahahaha. ****** girls
sweet_candy_ 17
Everyone is beautiful in their own unique way :)
Abbey_Mae 0
#30, yeah but it sure as hell beats the other extreme: "OMG YOU'RE TOO UGLY FOR THIS WORLD GO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE YDI FOR BEING BORN YAAAY FOR THE FACT I'M HIDING BEHIND THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND SO CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT"
green_eyed_gwen 0
All types of people make the world go round. If there were only beautiful people, then our definition of beauty would be considered average.
Nixot 0
Why is it only ugly girls who say that?
Selena_is_back 7
says the one with no picture...
Selena_is_back 7
because they're jealous they might make our eyes bleed when we see their picture.
Prolusive 5
35 makes a good point
perdix 31
10% more and you'd be totally invisible!
TheBananaTheif 0
perdix win. you have got to be the best person on this site.
drawing_a_blank 0
^Agreed
Abbey_Mae 0
You probably were too close to the mirror when you did this. When you look too closely you start to notice even those little things that no one will notice because no one will scrutinize your face so closely. Next time you apply makeup, stay at least 2 feet away from that damn mirror. However, if you do really have that many problems and they are that noticeable, I suggest actual treatment of the problem areas rather than covering them all up - a much better strategy in the long run.
friedblueoyster 0
This. Avoid the overly-done-makeup look. And for god's sake don't use a magnifying mirror.