Relationships, Relatable, Awkward and Make up: Bent out of shape - FML

Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 18 November 2021 18:18

Never ask a man his opinion on make-up. We don't know shit about that. Our opinions are uninformed and useless.

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Thursday 18 November 2021 22:54

At least it doesn't look like a freakishly large caterpillar being chased by a smaller one, or does it??

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 18 November 2021 18:18

Never ask a man his opinion on make-up. We don't know shit about that. Our opinions are uninformed and useless.

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Thursday 18 November 2021 22:54

At least it doesn't look like a freakishly large caterpillar being chased by a smaller one, or does it??

raven_of_azarath 34

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Sunday 21 November 2021 9:27

Does he think you can just move eyebrows?

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