By KasSmoke - 30/9/2014 02:13 - United States - Justin
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
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  eyepuppy  |  31

He's actually pretty smart. He starts driving and realizes that he'll lose his wallet, so he puts it in the cereal box because he knows he will eat some in the morning. pretty clever.

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  orbit  |  22

I think a better sign was the fml where the guy texted nude pictures to his grandma while drunk. I hope she didn't have a phone plan with texting for his sake...

By  dawood_k  |  27

So get drunk... Go home and have some cereal and pass out.
Oops I mean have cereal hide my wallet in the box and than pass-out.. WTF have you been drinking.
Hope you remembered to brush your teeth before passing out

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

Yes, Op was so drunk that he mistook his cereal box as a place to store his wallet, but I'm sure he remembered to brush his teeth. It was probably his number one priority at the time.