Or at least start putting some control on the quantity you're drinking

Some people can't manage that.

Red wine made me do stupid things. Now I only drink beer. Just saying.

I think the obvious solution here is to get clear cereal boxes

Clearly.

He's actually pretty smart. He starts driving and realizes that he'll lose his wallet, so he puts it in the cereal box because he knows he will eat some in the morning. pretty clever.

at least for a day or two, right?

I couldn't agree more. I lose my phone pretty much every time I get really drunk, well, except the time I made this FML account.

I think a better sign was the fml where the guy texted nude pictures to his grandma while drunk. I hope she didn't have a phone plan with texting for his sake...

Yes!!!! A Bill Engval reference! You have made my day!

No, no, I can't say that I've ever gotten so drunk that I put my wallet into a box of cereal.

I can't say that I've gotten drunk cuz I'm only 12 years old

Not to mention the comfort and relief that come with it!

Honey nut Cheerios is where it's at!!!

I like the way you think! *puts sandwich and wallet in sock drawer*

*worst

I think you need to stop drinking, too

Yes, Op was so drunk that he mistook his cereal box as a place to store his wallet, but I'm sure he remembered to brush his teeth. It was probably his number one priority at the time.

like losing his wallet? eating cereal?