1. That gas nothing in common with this fml. At. All

Well I didn't want to say it, but since u did, I agree.. Your an idiot.

My, oh my. Irony sure seems to be every today.

Actually they did have their keys, just couldn't find their car.

45 - What?

Atleast you're not an American idiot Dun du-du dun dun du-dun dudda dun

Pretty sure anybody would freak out if they can't find their car.

86- You should just....I don't think there are words to describe the hatred. All I know is, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore....

Typo....too much substance leaves me a bit disoriented. Meant 81

Lol admitting it is the first step :D

lol your not an idiot, your just kinda special :)

Nah, if the OP was they would have realized that they walked there before freaking out. XD

Been there, done that!! What air- heads we can be!! :-))

Knowing is half the battle

Hasn't happened to me...

You're 15. You've probably never even driven to the store and back.

It's like when I'm looking for something and it's in my hand.... Yeah I've done it..... Multiple times.....

I had a car...but then I got an arrow to the knee.

my mom did that. except she actually drove me to school, dropped me off, then walked back. she was almost home when she realized she drove there. oh mom....

Haha my cousin did this too. He thought his truck got stolen because it wasn't in the parking lot. Turns out he parked on the side of school and forgot called the cops and everything. Got teased for weeks.

Ha. Yeah, it really does happen to all of us. One time I was driving on the freeway and had a mini panic moment wondering where I'd left my car keys. (: Good thing is nothing too bad happened, so brush it off. It's all good.

My mum calls them 'senior moments' :P

Yeah. I parked my car backwards, I parked so far back the my back tires were touching the curb. I had parked next to a huge truck. When I came back out, I was freaking out thinking that my car had been stolen (even though I remember locking it). I felt like an idiot when I realized that I freaked out over nothing,,,

Oh how I hope OP doesn't have any kids...

-facepalm-

*takes off prescription glasses* *puts on sunglasses* *walk into pole* *face palm* *crawls under rock* *see what I did there?*

I hate when fat guys take their shirts off in the summer, but life isn't perfect.

I hate it when tat happens to me cuz then I feel all retarded

Ignorance can be fixed stupidity is a choice

Enslaved is a beast video game

62 - then what does BerserkGir mean, crazy indian cattle?

Funny quote

More like what an amazing movie!

Awesome movie

More like an amazing music video.

HELL YAH SPONGEBOB :3 (mermaid man is a pimp ridin around in an invisible BOAT MOBILE)

Personally, an invisible boatmobile would be a turn off for me... But who knows, maybe it would be fun to freak people out with floating sex.

Oh yeah, it's hilarious! You should see the looks I get...

I often lose my sunglasses....but then find them on my head :-/

When I lose my phone I usually end up having it in my hand or I'm talking on it.

23 - when I lose my sunglasses it's because they're on my face

This one time I was writing an essay and I'm like "Where the hell is my pencil?!?!" then I spend like the whole time we have looking 4 it then I find it in my hand -_-' after I feel retarded -_-"

This always happens to me with small objects, usually pencils.

I've searched for my phone while mid-call with my girlfriend before. Yes, I felt stupid.