Health: Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down...

By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 18:57

Was the ladder okay?

jerseyboy732 16

Monday 16 April 2012 18:59

I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?

Comments

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:45

This is why you shouldn't make fun of people with Barophobia (fear of gravity) because its obviosly out to get us. :p

lenor_fml 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:50

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in, to stop my mind from wandering...

cthighlander 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:53

Shudder called the guy

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:10

What did Shudder do after he called "the guy"?

greenmen 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:11

Lol! Call the guy next time

jellyD 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:53

Bitch dies

maxamus951852 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:32

Bones heal naturally, car repairs cost money lol

tlovesdolphins 16

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:44

You're lucky, my brother in law had a fall just like that. Broke his arm, wrist, shoulder, punctured a lung, had a concussion, and actually died and had to be resuscitated. Maybe your wife should be more concerned about you and less about her car.