Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
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Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, I told my wife not to open the front door because I was fixing something, and she said OK. I cannot stress enough that she said OK. She then OPENED THE DOOR to ask, “What are you fixing?” and tipped over my ladder, dropping me into the road, where a car ran over my hand and broke 3 fingers. FML
Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Was the ladder okay?
jerseyboy732 16
I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?
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Comments (115)
measday21 5
Are u ok OP? FYL
bobbos100 2
Of course she did , her car is way more important than U. Did she also ask if the ladder was ok too?
pieceoschmidt 8
Similar story except I managed to climb back onto the roof after the ladder falling only to fall through the roof and the floor of the second story landing onto the living room floor, my dad runs in and asked me what I did to the roof while I was lying on the ground writhing in pain.
False_Stupidity 42
Clearly the OP's wife was not fully aware of the gravity of the situation.
ClosetTroll 10
Maybe you were insured and the car wasn't.
aileen15 15
sounds like something I would say to my boyfriend if he fell n I'd be dying of laughter cus he was hanging from the ledge hahah
1094568 1
You have a bf ? ;O
A7x4REVer 3
"it got in the way of my rehearsal for my extreme ladder stunts video"
Cablo_Gubla 2
She sounds materialistic. It's a shame that stuff is not important, nor is the condition of it as long as it is still fully functional. A further shame that she put the condition of her stuff above damage done to the body of her life mate. Prepare to lose half your money and assets one day, but do not fret, the cost will be well worth the outcome.
1094568 1
Ur wife is really caring..
johngaltmovement 8
Did she take a picture if you posing on a car?