FML : Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got...

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Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By GreenMonstR - / Saturday 25 April 2009 05:09 / United States

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By Kimienxtc | 0

#141704 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:42

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

By Julle_fml | 0

#141700 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:39

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

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By grimmjowj | 0

#141661 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:02

LOL thats great

eehizle | 0

#988374 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 11:14

laughing or crying?

crazykunuklildoo | 0

#1170814 - Sunday 1 August 2010 02:06

lucky!

22cute | 17

#4307733 - Sunday 15 April 2012 02:42

Your wife is great! YLIG

Link5794 | 16

#4639780 - Monday 2 July 2012 04:30

Read it again. "elderly woman"

By hsdtt03 | 0

#141671 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:07

By neenick | 0

#141683 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:18

This is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!!

By buunana | 0

#141692 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:29

Haaahaha. Hope they weren't too saggy :/

iJasper | 8

#2848532 - Friday 8 July 2011 05:20

LMAO xD

By walker44 | 0

#141695 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:32

That's so funny!

By Julle_fml | 0

#141700 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:39

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

AngryNinja | 1

#5064072 - Sunday 21 October 2012 03:18

I'm betting she was pissed

By Kimienxtc | 0

#141704 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:42

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

Bullet4MyChemaMo | 12

#984802 - Sunday 25 April 2010 09:18

#7 is WIN.

nriney | 0

#1028629 - Saturday 12 June 2010 03:44

#7 hahaha that's great

By Tsukasa_fml | 0

#141705 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:42

Hysterical laughter or what?

By Dhamy | 0

#141713 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:53

She thought it was funny,right? ...Because it is! That's hilarious!

Bobby64 | 26

#2987354 - Thursday 28 July 2011 05:01

Yeah, and at least she waited until they weren't in public anymore to laugh. It's just funny. :D

By danza_fml | 0

#141717 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:56

#7 - :D hahaha i love you

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