By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
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"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

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LOL thats great

laughing or crying?

Your wife is great! YLIG

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Read it again. "elderly woman"

This is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!!

Haaahaha. Hope they weren't too saggy :/

That's so funny!

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

I'm betting she was pissed

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

#7 hahaha that's great

Hysterical laughter or what?

She thought it was funny,right? ...Because it is! That's hilarious!

Yeah, and at least she waited until they weren't in public anymore to laugh. It's just funny. :D

#7 - :D hahaha i love you