By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Kimienxtc 0

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

Julle_fml 0

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

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This is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!!

Julle_fml 0

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

AngryNinja 1

She thought it was funny,right? ...Because it is! That's hilarious!

Yeah, and at least she waited until they weren't in public anymore to laugh. It's just funny. :D