Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
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Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, I told my wife not to open the front door because I was fixing something, and she said OK. I cannot stress enough that she said OK. She then OPENED THE DOOR to ask, “What are you fixing?” and tipped over my ladder, dropping me into the road, where a car ran over my hand and broke 3 fingers. FML
Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Was the ladder okay?
jerseyboy732 16
I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?
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Comments (115)
florido_fml 10
Not everyone can be like bob the builder
vol4life 6
You say " a ladder fell on it what the hell does it look like."
birdcagereligion 10
Wife: OH MY GOD, THE CAR. Man: *wails in pain* Wife: Oh, hi honey.
woRRdz 8
Ha. That was ok!!
illmatic2 16
YDI for not being a ninja.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Have you ever heard of a ninja in Puerto Rico?
Talia_91 13
They are just so ninja no one has heard of them
KeyboardWarrior 10
Puerto rican ninjas. So ninja they don't exist.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
my friend thought he saw one once but she went inexplicably mute :p
RedPillSucks 33
Silly. You never hear a ninja.
sherwood08 0
Should've tied your ladder off, but I guess not everyone has common sense...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Tied your ladder off what? I guess some people can't make sense...
xStaciexLynnx 15
Tied it off so it doesn't tip over... Like attach it to something. Some people have no comprehension skills.
sherwood08 0
Your a retard, if you've ever been on a construction sight, you have to have your ladder tied off or secured before you go up
your_face 15
Oh, sherwood... if you're going to try to sound smarter than someone else, you should learn to use the proper homophone. Besides, why would you expect a random person to have spent enough time on a construction site to know about tying off ladders? I've never heard of that, but then my family rule has been to always have someone hold the ladder.
THE_A_TEEN 28
So, not going to a construction site and not learn your term automatically means i'm retarded? At least I don't use the wrong form of your/you're.
katcot99 11
What did you expect her to say
crimsonprodigy 15
Isn't it obvious?
dbugboy 8
she is blonde I can tell
THE_A_TEEN 28
You are a stereotyping idiot with no use of punctuation. I can tell...
ultra_notorious 26
Nice to see where you stand.
Trisha_aus 15
So the leak is fixed? Oh and hope you feel better op!
DiceLover 7
Gosh. My dad fell off the roof last year and got a concussion. On my birthday... But that's beside the point. I see a divorce in the future, clearly your wife's having an affair. With her car. fyl
thats_my_job 11
Mine fell off too and broke his collarbone and some ribs. But when he did it, it looked like a cartoon as he scrambled to stay up.