Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, I told my wife not to open the front door because I was fixing something, and she said OK. I cannot stress enough that she said OK. She then OPENED THE DOOR to ask, “What are you fixing?” and tipped over my ladder, dropping me into the road, where a car ran over my hand and broke 3 fingers. FML
Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
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Top comments
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Was the ladder okay?
jerseyboy732 16
I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?
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Comments (115)
Argenisjose 9
Did you fix the leak?
pexy_fml 16
Nowadays couples.…
ssnowywinter 0
Sentence structure nowadays...
pexy_fml 16
yea ur right i forgot that its a SAT exam im doing on FML
Taymah49 7
Are you okay from the fall?
carsonrubin 2
I don't see a Margie going on for to long in your future
DeadxManxWalking 27
Sounds like a high fall
ME00DOT 8
Now this is a nice legit FML. That really sucks btw…
krewer21 1
Bitch dies!
LittleGreenPaola 23
true love.
alycion 39
Reminds me of the time my dad was fixing something on a ladder and when the ladder started to go he started flapping like a bird. We were laughing too hard to ask if he was ok but the finger sticking up in the air assured us he was. We so deserved that.
omzz05 2
Wtf is OP
thats_my_job 11
One performance.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Original Poster
ClosetTroll 10
Maybe you were insured and the car wasn't.