FML : Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

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Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

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Hey, OP here. I can clear a few things up. She was nearly arrested for breaking and entering and saw a 'cute' boy at the jail. Every day since (without my knowledge) she went to the jail and talked to him. I found out last week.

By _Ducks_ / Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:08 / United States - San Francisco

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By duuuh1 | 11

#5959103 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:31

Who is she to stop her? HER MOTHER. She's underage, barely knows the boy, it isn't "love" and it's definitely her mother's business who she takes up with.

By R3TROxLOV3 | 32

#5958989 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 09:27

#47, please tell me you're being sarcastic.

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By _Heisenberg__ | 15

#5958738 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:38

Sounds like something Hailey from modern family would do...

Blastoid | 13

#5958886 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 06:52

or something like what Meg did from "Family Guy"..

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5958937 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 08:13

POD - Youth of the Nation...

TheTacoMan | 24

#5960129 - Thursday 29 May 2014 10:20

At least it's a Maximum Security Prison OP!

By JMichael | 25

#5958739 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:39

Tell her if she don't change her choices she'll land herself a permanent spot.

chickenfeet223 | 11

#5959000 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 09:49

And she won't find the love she is looking for in a female jail

Demig0d6 | 14

#5959346 - Thursday 29 May 2014 04:26

Guess she's gonna learn it the hard way

EdenCrystal | 21

#5959405 - Thursday 29 May 2014 06:04

53, she could be bi or lesbian. And county jails hold both sexes, it is generally prisons that are separated.

TheTacoMan | 24

#5960130 - Thursday 29 May 2014 10:21

Or she'll land herself in a cemetery #2

By curlytop101 | 23

#5958740 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:39

I guess that's the real definition of "tough love"

gjikvtj | 18

#5959395 - Thursday 29 May 2014 05:45

Hey dad, I picked up this pretty cool guy. A question about him, though, what's child pornography?

By Kenna515 | 13

#5958741 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:39

lol sounds like my step sister

By Cortezthe1st | 23

#5958754 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:42

At least the guy will probably be able to protect her.

cakefete2 | 29

#5958777 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:54

From behind bars? How would that work? Imagine that conversation. "He did what?! Ok baby, just wait 'til I get paroled. I'll fix him good."

fsomelife | 26

#5958780 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:55

That way she should grab two - so they make sure to protect her from each other in the first place.

Enslaved | 36

#5958876 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 06:40

No parole would be needed. It's county jail not prison we're talking about. I'd be worried if I were the OP!

EdenCrystal | 21

#5959407 - Thursday 29 May 2014 06:06

So many flaws in that logic

By Harpy20 | 24

#5958755 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:42

Teen angst leads down some of the weirdest paths.

By saucyrossi | 18

#5958757 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:43

Her heart's been imprisoned by love, what can you do about it?

By PenguinBitch | 43

#5958762 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:45

You can't cage her true love.

Ihavegas | 22

#5958778 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:54

she is already in a cage, mental one.

cakefete2 | 29

#5958786 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:56

Well... according to OP, the county already did.

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#5958765 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:48

What a blockhead

cakefete2 | 29

#5958789 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:57

Ok, Charlie Brown, no need for strong language now.

sweetest_jenn | 18

#5959499 - Thursday 29 May 2014 09:15

18, ain't nothing wrong with being a goober!

By Miss_Whipped | 40

#5958774 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:53

Did he steal her heart?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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