By _Ducks_ - 28/05/2014 04:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML
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Hey, OP here. I can clear a few things up. She was nearly arrested for breaking and entering and saw a 'cute' boy at the jail. Every day since (without my knowledge) she went to the jail and talked to him. I found out last week.

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duuuh1 11
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Who is she to stop her? HER MOTHER. She's underage, barely knows the boy, it isn't "love" and it's definitely her mother's business who she takes up with.

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R3TROxLOV3 32
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#47, please tell me you're being sarcastic.

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_Heisenberg__ 15
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Sounds like something Hailey from modern family would do...

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Blastoid 13
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or something like what Meg did from "Family Guy"..

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incoherentrmblr 21

POD - Youth of the Nation...

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TheTacoMan 24
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At least it's a Maximum Security Prison OP!

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JMichael 25

Tell her if she don't change her choices she'll land herself a permanent spot.

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chickenfeet223 11
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And she won't find the love she is looking for in a female jail

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Demig0d6 14

Guess she's gonna learn it the hard way

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EdenCrystal 21
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53, she could be bi or lesbian. And county jails hold both sexes, it is generally prisons that are separated.

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TheTacoMan 24
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Or she'll land herself in a cemetery #2

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curlytop101 23
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I guess that's the real definition of "tough love"

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gjikvtj 18

Hey dad, I picked up this pretty cool guy. A question about him, though, what's child pornography?

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Kenna515 13

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Cortezthe1st 23
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cakefete2 30
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From behind bars? How would that work? Imagine that conversation. "He did what?! Ok baby, just wait 'til I get paroled. I'll fix him good."

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fsomelife 26
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That way she should grab two - so they make sure to protect her from each other in the first place.

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Enslaved 36
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No parole would be needed. It's county jail not prison we're talking about. I'd be worried if I were the OP!

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EdenCrystal 21
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So many flaws in that logic

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Harpy20 24
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Teen angst leads down some of the weirdest paths.

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saucyrossi 18

Her heart's been imprisoned by love, what can you do about it?

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PenguinBitch 43
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You can't cage her true love.

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Ihavegas 22

she is already in a cage, mental one.

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cakefete2 30
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Well... according to OP, the county already did.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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What a blockhead

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cakefete2 30
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Ok, Charlie Brown, no need for strong language now.

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sweetest_jenn 18
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18, ain't nothing wrong with being a goober!

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Miss_Whipped 43
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Did he steal her heart?

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