Grow up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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Fine mess

By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 02:00

Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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My way or the highway

By FeckedUpFifteen - 14/10/2021 20:00

Today, it’s my birthday. My family tradition is that whoever has the birthday chooses the dinner. I chose pizza, but my older sister had a tantrum, complete with throwing my phone at the wall, breaking it, saying she wanted Chinese instead. My parents ordered Chinese. FML

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Happy Birthday

By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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By phuckbukket7 - 27/04/2014 22:08 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML

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By gunnar - 20/09/2018 17:30

Today, my family and I went to Olive Garden. Due to my autism, I sometimes have a nervous tic, which presented itself while I was looking at the menu. I would have appreciated it if my mom hadn't then screamed at me to stop in front of the entire restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2011 02:27 - United States

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

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Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Thursday 1 October 2020 20:46

The show where he’s flipping stuff around and making fire volcanoes or whatever really only lasts like 10 minutes. Your parents could’ve taken her outside for the “scary” parts and brought her back for the meal if they were that concerned. I’m really sorry your birthday was ruined, as I’m sure you were really looking forward to it. Your sister really does sound like a spoiled brat. Hopefully your parents find a way to make it up to you ❤️

noporn4u 9

Thursday 1 October 2020 22:31

You should get a sweet birthday present with the extra $120 or so they saved on the meal.

Comments

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Thursday 1 October 2020 20:11

During one of my birthday dinners the servers ignored us and my parents decided we were gunna leave so I didn’t get food or the dessert which is what I wanted and we went to another restaurant for Icecream so I didn’t get food there either -.-‘ so I feel your pain, yours is just worse.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 October 2020 20:30

That is scary! One sibling likes knife play at face level and the other thinks McDonalds is fine dining. Yikes! I'm afraid. I'm very afraid!

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 1 October 2020 20:46

noporn4u 9

Thursday 1 October 2020 22:31

You should get a sweet birthday present with the extra $120 or so they saved on the meal.

Rusty Armstrong 13

Friday 2 October 2020 13:54

sounds like your parents suck.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 13 October 2020 6:07

Parent that play favorites with their kids are a big peeve of mine. It was your birthday, and she is more than old enough to know better. Bad parenting there, OP, so sorry.