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By gman - / Wednesday 12 September 2018 03:30 /
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By  ohsnapword  |  21

You should get up to use the restroom, jump out the window and ghost the bitch.

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By  ohsnapword  |  21

You should get up to use the restroom, jump out the window and ghost the bitch.

By  RichardPencil  |  25

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

You’re getting lots of sex out of this, right? If so, it’s just a minor detail that she doesn’t know your name. (If you get her pregnant, that’s an advantage!)

By  whiskey'swino  |  10

Been there, as a lady. Except as "Free Food" I would mention how my Driver's License photo is terrible. 9/10 times the guy would show me his license. Then I had what I needed, a name, a birth year, an address...

By  PenguinPal3017  |  15

Better than "free kidneys".

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