By gman - 12/9/2018 03:30
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
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By  ohsnapword  |  21

You should get up to use the restroom, jump out the window and ghost the bitch.

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By  ohsnapword  |  21

You should get up to use the restroom, jump out the window and ghost the bitch.

By  RichardPencil  |  28

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

You’re getting lots of sex out of this, right? If so, it’s just a minor detail that she doesn’t know your name. (If you get her pregnant, that’s an advantage!)

By  whiskey'swino  |  15

Been there, as a lady. Except as "Free Food" I would mention how my Driver's License photo is terrible. 9/10 times the guy would show me his license. Then I had what I needed, a name, a birth year, an address...

By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Better than "free kidneys".

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  stormy0307  |  16

When my wife and I were dating we would always trade off who paid. We kept a running tally in our heads in case one of us covered an expensive meal, the other would maybe pay for two cheaper ones. Worked out well for us.