By forever alone - United Kingdom
Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML
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By  Eliseopwns  |  22

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

  your_ma  |  27

Imagine the situation, you're a super hot guy, OP asks you to pretend to be a fitness instructor called Jonny, invites you on a night out and asks you to pretend that you're a couple..?
OP needs to tell her friends that things didn't work out. Or have the balls to admit she lied. They'll be annoyed that she lied but if they're good friends they'll forgive her.

  happylappy  |  21

If her friends believe that she can pull off dating a hot fitness instructor maybe she's attractive enough to find her real Johnny. Either that or pay a fitness instructor for a date instead of a workout!

You can do this OP! LOL

By  Eliseopwns  |  22

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

By  Kauphy  |  12

When they figure it out you're going to look even more pathetic than you would have if you had just admitted that you're single in the first place. YDI.

By  neeni88  |  23

Say "Jonny" can't make it as he suddenly came down with the swine flu.

No, but seriously, nothing good ever comes from lying. Embrace the single life. The right person will come in time...usually when you least expect it. In the meantime, see if you can make some single friends!

  Enslaved  |  36

Just go to "Central Perks" coffee house and yell out, "Jonny! Jonny! " Hopefully someone with that name will reply and agree to a date. :P

By  Bunny21  |  11

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being single you know. Enjoy it and don't push it because if you do you might end up with someone that's not worth your time.