By forever alone - 12/05/2013 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 605
You deserved it 74 354
Love
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Eliseopwns 22

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

238 3
Reply Report
CrissyyyS2 22
Send a private message

Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.

198 2
Reply Report
Next

Comments

dinosxxrawr 22

lovely waste of a first comment. to OP best of luck finding a hot fitness instructor to play the part of jonny.

35 8
Reply Report
HarrisonVR 17
Send a private message

Eisha please just stop it.

45 8
Reply Report
MoeT8979 8
Send a private message

Y so up tight bro?... She's done nothing to incite an attack ✌and Dino can relax as well FOH

0 0
Reply Report
CrissyyyS2 22
Send a private message

Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.

198 2
Reply Report
Kaatosade 9
Send a private message

Tell them Jonny had to hit the gym? For some hard training to better his already-awesome muscles?

36 2
Reply Report
your_ma 27
Send a private message

Imagine the situation, you're a super hot guy, OP asks you to pretend to be a fitness instructor called Jonny, invites you on a night out and asks you to pretend that you're a couple..? Fail. OP needs to tell her friends that things didn't work out. Or have the balls to admit she lied. They'll be annoyed that she lied but if they're good friends they'll forgive her.

36 1
Reply Report
pineapplefiend 13
Send a private message

Turns out Jonny's gay...

79 0
Reply Report
happylappy 21
Send a private message

If her friends believe that she can pull off dating a hot fitness instructor maybe she's attractive enough to find her real Johnny. Either that or pay a fitness instructor for a date instead of a workout! You can do this OP! LOL

30 1
Reply Report
Olympiakos10 15
Send a private message

And then she shows up to the party with a Johnny Bravo action figure.

22 0
Reply Report
winnylee 1
Send a private message

I don't consider myself to be attractive but my boyfriend's a hot personal trainer lol, it happens

3 2
Reply Report
CrissyyyS2 22
Send a private message

Reading all these comments... I don't know why, I picture a Mrs. Doubtfire situation.

7 1
Reply Report
ouimetnick 10
Send a private message

Fun fact.. My brother is Jonny and gay.

0 3
Reply Report
Sora_McKain 36
Send a private message

I found the pineapple!

1 2
Reply Report
Eliseopwns 22

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

238 3
Reply Report
Derpet 18
Send a private message

You asked for it..

76 1
Reply Report
ozpunker 20
Send a private message

"Sorry guys, we can't make it. Johnny is taking me out to a nice dinner and afterwards we are going to make passionate love all night."

77 19
Reply Report
Kauphy 12
Send a private message

When they figure it out you're going to look even more pathetic than you would have if you had just admitted that you're single in the first place. YDI.

106 0
Reply Report
garrett1999o3 16
Send a private message

Maybe he'll go all TV show crazy and pay a guy at the gym to go with him. In Every single TV show it works! So why not real life? :P

1 11
Reply Report
garrett1999o3 16
Send a private message

I saw it on TV, IT MUST BE TRUE!

9 3
Reply Report
neeni88 23
Send a private message

Say "Jonny" can't make it as he suddenly came down with the swine flu. No, but seriously, nothing good ever comes from lying. Embrace the single life. The right person will come in time...usually when you least expect it. In the meantime, see if you can make some single friends!

51 1
Reply Report
emilymaeve 8
Send a private message

She could 'break up' with jinny because he wasn't good enough for her?

0 7
Reply Report
frenchaussie 5
Send a private message

Well you only have limited time to find a"Jonny", so get out there, put your best clothes on, make yourself look irresistible and hurry up! The clock is ticking!

21 4
Reply Report
Enslaved 36
Send a private message

Just go to "Central Perks" coffee house and yell out, "Jonny! Jonny! " Hopefully someone with that name will reply and agree to a date. :P

25 1
Reply Report
Rozza17 29
Send a private message

Sorry but you so deserved it. Have you seen all the movies that that happens in and how it always ends up?

27 2
Reply Report
Bunny21 11

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being single you know. Enjoy it and don't push it because if you do you might end up with someone that's not worth your time.

19 1
Reply Report
Next