Love: Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person...

By forever alone - 12/05/2013 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML

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By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 14:29 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, it's now the 10th girl who has gone out with me but ended up falling for one of my close friends, who she met through me. I starting to feel I am that guy in the movie "Good Luck Chuck". FML

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Bad timing

By marie12 - 27/03/2011 01:19 - Belgium

Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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Peter and Pan

By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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Eliseopwns 22

Monday 13 May 2013 9:29

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 13 May 2013 9:28

Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.

Comments

tishtashbat 16

Monday 13 May 2013 10:43

Just tell them he broke it off with you because he only wanted a fling. And don't lie to your friends!! It can suck to be the only single one but there's nothing wrong with it - better to try and date someone you really like than anyone you can find who'll have you just so you're not alone. There are positives to single life too. Ask your girl friends if you can have a girls-only night out (or in) - they can do stuff without their boyfriends sometimes too!

Mauskau 35

Monday 13 May 2013 10:46

You could just say he can't make it or it was a one night stand..

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 13 May 2013 10:51

Just tell them you broke up because you found out that "Jonny" has herpes. That'll do it.

Kalipczo 21

Monday 13 May 2013 10:52

Never make up a significant other, it will always come around and bite you in the ass. Ydi.

Sora_McKain 36

Wednesday 5 June 2013 4:17

Not always true, me and my imaginary boyfriend are currently going through a rough patch right now, but we have been together for a little over a year. Even though shoved four states away we still talk on Facebook when he's not working. lol BTW only made him up because a male friend of mine asked me to marry him out of the blue and would not take no for an answer.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 13 May 2013 10:55

Haven't you read enough FML's to learn that this NEVER works out? I guess not!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 13 May 2013 11:05

If they are your friends, they won't judge you for being single. You shouldn't put yourself under so much pressure. Being single is not a curse, it has a lot of advantages. Try Internet dating if you feel lonely. Or maybe your friends can fix you up with someone?

sammyjanette 17

Monday 13 May 2013 11:26

How sad are you that you need a boyfriend to be happy? Be happy by yourself first, and then it will just come to you.

darkxsky86 7

Monday 13 May 2013 11:50

Exactly! If you need someone in your life to be happy then I'm afraid you have bigger issues. Anyways maintaining a relationship is a lot of work and its not always how you imagine it to be. I have friends in relationships who are miserable but are afraid to leave because of the consequences.