Party animal

By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML
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Could be vertigo or neurological. When you say you’ve never seen him this drunk, makes me think he has a habit of this, and you should do an intervention. It sounds like he’s an alcoholic and its going to be a train wreck coming down the line if it continues like this.

I feel your pain, my husband has done that. he wasn't even drunk, he was sleepwalking. or he'll pee in the garbage, that's always nice to smell after the fact

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Are you sure its drunk if he woke up? Don't people do that and Then pass out? (not super familiar with drunk people so I could be wrong)

Could be vertigo or neurological. When you say you’ve never seen him this drunk, makes me think he has a habit of this, and you should do an intervention. It sounds like he’s an alcoholic and its going to be a train wreck coming down the line if it continues like this.

I feel your pain, my husband has done that. he wasn't even drunk, he was sleepwalking. or he'll pee in the garbage, that's always nice to smell after the fact

I know how much it sucks to smell urine in your bedroom. But at least it was in a waste receptical and not all over the floor, right?

the first time it was on the hardwood floor, my dresser, and our clothes hamper. the other times it was in the trashcan and the wall and the floor

Sounds bad - I know that when I was a kid, I sometimes walked in my sleep, from my bedroom (wich was on the second floor) over to the stairs, stood on top of the stairs and peed down, before I went back to bed, so on behalf of all of us who randomly choose where to pee when we're not fully conscious, I'm sorry!

My father did the same thing once (according to my step mother)