Love: Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person...

By forever alone - 12/05/2013 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML

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By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 14:29 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, it's now the 10th girl who has gone out with me but ended up falling for one of my close friends, who she met through me. I starting to feel I am that guy in the movie "Good Luck Chuck". FML

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Bad timing

By marie12 - 27/03/2011 01:19 - Belgium

Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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Peter and Pan

By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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Monday 13 May 2013 9:29

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 13 May 2013 9:28

Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.

Comments

born_hustla 26

Monday 13 May 2013 16:16

I saw that coming! Next time just ask me lol. I can pass!lmao Name:Johnny Last Name: Bravo

K410 18

Monday 13 May 2013 16:26

Is his last name Bravo?

still_guns 16

Monday 13 May 2013 16:34

Hey OP I'll be Jonny! *heres hoping*

freshko21 6

Monday 13 May 2013 17:59

That's pretty lame of you

jlynpa 10

Monday 13 May 2013 18:51

Lame or not! Rock it!!!! Tell them Johnny is taking you to Paris in his jet. Then stage a photo shoot with a male model with the Eiffel Tower in the background. Why live a lie when you can OWN IT!!!! Lmao

Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Monday 13 May 2013 19:23

Have you two gone all the way yet? Remember to use a condom, don't know where johnny has been putting his johnny.

MermaidAnnariea 10

Monday 13 May 2013 19:46

you deserved it. but you could always show up alone, dressed up, with your makeup all smudged and tell them that he dumped you. or tell the truth before you ******* embarrass yourself.