By pride? what's that? :( - 01/09/2012 00:23 - Belgium - Leuven

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Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
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UnluckyIrishKid 9

Was the doctor atleast anal about the proceure? All pieces removed?

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eggmarie 25

I'm not even thinking about the hospital trip. I'm trying to figure out how the ride there went.

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goodgood_fml 5

Wow. I'm desperate too, but I've never got anything stuck up there!! I'm still hoping for the real thing. Not looking too promising here either.

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Austyn57 1

why use a ***** just use a regular weenie same end result minus da hospital

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tooney_fml 8

You poor girl. You should have called me to come over

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mrwipes 0

Sounds like you had a special evening op.

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dansco 24

Special *****?! A butt plug then... I'm sorry but I would be too embarrassed to post something like this, even on here!

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LennyComa 39

Sorry lemme just read again....one,more time....ok so I did read it right. Errrm that must suck explaing that away so FYL

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LoveGuru69 0

what's wrong with leaving it in? it will come out anyway next time you take a shit

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